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Show Log For Monday March 25, 2013

The Citizens Auxiliary Police van races past a speeder who’s deftly flipped the car around and is going the other way

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was the guest host tonight as he talked about the different procedures of the volunteer force. Major Elvis Newton made a rare appearance from a subcommander cruiser as he observed what he thought was a speeder. He and subcommander Pyvell tried to do a “frontal flare drop” but the speeder kept going around them before they could get the flares out. So on they’d go trying to get ahead of the guy. Finally it turned into a high speed chase with Major Newton and now sucommander Gleason (Pyvell had tried to strangle Newton earlier so he was ordered out of the truck) tailing the car right on its bumper. When they went around the side to get the drivers attention they found out he was a police officer. The tables were turned and Major Newton found himself being chased by the cop..

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Show Log For Friday March 22, 2013

Guest host Rudy Canosa came on tonight….talking with callers about lovemaking including a guy named Paul who, along with his wife, is overweight and has wrecked a bed frame, box spring and mattress and now is considering sleeping on a cement slab.

Rudy also had Margaret Grey on to sing “Guantanamera” and “The Girl From Ipanema.” Frank Grey warned Rudy away from Margaret as Frank believes it was Rudy he saw clambering down from a bedroom window at the Grey mansion one night.

Harvey Weirman also made an appearance as well as Larry Grover and his mother Gloria who asked Rudy’s advice about Larry. She believes he is so “deep in the closet he’s a hat box….”