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The CAP, in an effort to get occupants into the street for a ‘spread’ and ‘pat-down’, lobbed a Red Devil Smokey Joe into council chambers Tuesday night

Jay Santos returns to talk about a boy abducted at the age of 5 and now 24 who was recenrly located. The child was kidnapped by his grandparents. Jay said that the Citizens Auxiliay Police method in getting the child out of the house would be to “toss in some smoke bombs, to try and smoke the old people out or toss in Piccolo Petes or Roman Candles. See we get most of our ordnance from the Red Devil fireworks stands around the fourth.”

Margaret Grey laughed when Phil referred to the young child, Richard Lander, as “little Richard” thinking he was talking about the singer and used that as an opportunity to sing “Tutti Fruitti.”  Little Richard but not the “little Richard” that was abducted

Margaret also commented on the flu vaccine shortage and said she’d threaten any doctor trying to sexually harass her with exposure to the virus by taking off her surgical mask and saying “hey handsome, I haven’t been vaccinated” and then breathing in his face…

Dr. Ron Tarner came on the show ostensibly to talk about the flu season but he wound up asking Phil about the film “Creation of the Humanoids” and a line from the movie. Ron’s brother is in prison on a manslaughter rap after killing a man while “defending the honor of our sister Gloria.” The movie line is “you say my sister’s in rapport (sleeping with) a clicker (a robot) you bet I’ll kill ya’.”        “My sister’s in rapport with a clicker.”

Dave Oliva came on the show to remind Phil that he had said he wouldn’t do anymore news talk and yet there he was talking about gun control. Phil found out from Dave that both Bud and Margaret were doing their own talk shows behind the scenes with people that are bored with Phil

Steve Bosell is contemplating a lawsuit against his neighborhood “recycling council” for sticking him with the job of going through the streets recycling and separating the trash. Steve said that his neighbors Jeff Heathcliff and Roy Hutchins purposefully left “three fully loaded baby diapers” in the bin to embarrass Steve and gross him out.Corona police go through recycling bin where three “loaded” diapers were found by Bosell

Bobbie and Steve Dooley checked in from their steering committee meeting for the Winter-tacular to talk about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Bobbie is a big fan of “how much she eats even though she has an excess of butt fat.”

Margaret weighed in on comments made by Brent Musberger during the BCS title game. Mr. Musberger was vocal in his admiration of Katherine Webb, a former Miss Alabama who is Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron’s girlfriend. Ms. Grey was “disgusted” by Musberger, imagining his 73 year old “flaccid, limp (whispered) penis!” 

I kid because I love…. You will love it….

Vernon Dozier gave us some behind the scenes from the BCS title game. When the camera isn’t on a coach like Nick Saban, whose team is winning by 35 points, the coach is usually “in the stands playing grab ass, having a bottle of suds or eating barbecue.”                                     Beer Gut

Chris Norton, a 28 year old telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, CA, the owner of “Norton ‘Splodes Enner’tainmen”and an aspiring “adult film producer” talked to Phil about psychopaths that prey on single women in the Southern california bar scene. Chris explained that when he and his friends Guy Babcock, Jeff Velour and Steve Bodine walk in they “chase the psychos out of there because all the women are more attracted to us.” 

Jeff Dowdder also made an appearance to prove to people how similar to Chris Norton’s voice his voice is after Norton hung up on Phil for calling him ‘Jeff’ too many times