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“Lloyd Bonafide joined the show to talk about a Beretta pistol Phil said his father had with the marking F.A.G.” Show Log For Friday November 30, 2012

Tonight Dr. Ron Tarner talked about the use of LSD by some of his colleagues to come up with “some kooky theories” about astronomy. He was warned by Phil to stay away from defaming Dr. Stephen Hawking who Dr. Tarner dislikes….

Lloyd Bonafide joined the show to talk about a Beretta pistol Phil said his father had with the marking F.A.G. Before Dan found out that that was a inspecting agency marking from Italy, Lloyd claimed those were the initials of his friend “Francis Allen Gorton” and that somehow Mr. Gortons pistol had wound up in the hands of Mr. Hendrie.1934 Beretta with Crown/FAG marking

Robert Green, chairman of Frazier Foods, believes that when one observes a child playing with a toy gun one should “make two finger guns, like from a two gun rig” and pretend to blast away on the kid. This teaches the kid what to expect should he grow up to be a mad spree killer.

With Alf Pinth, Charlie the Complainer

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“An Alabama man was given two years in jail for dragging his testicles over another mans face, a man that had passed out drunk after a football game…” Show Log For Thursday November 29, 2012

David G. Hall and Vernon Dozier both ganged up on Phil to make he sure he didn’t “get his cookies” reading about an Alabama man who was given two years in jail for dragging his testicles over another mans face, a man that had passed out drunk after a football game… Brian H. Downing is going away for 2 years for ‘bagging a guys face

Art Griego’s “Constrictor” was demonstrated tonight. Supposedly fastened around a mans testicles and tightened, it can make a mans voice sound as high-pitched as possible. In the case of black men, as demonstrated by Milwaukee radio host Cat Sampson, it can make them sound white

Phil talked about how tired he was of Jack from the Jack in the Box ads…and got into an argument with Bud, Robert and Margaret over whether he’s a “Jack in the Box” or a clown….

Lindsay Lohan having been arrested in the “meatpacking district” of New York Thursday night was occasion for Margaret Grey to opine that Lohan was arrested for prostitution. “If you’re arrested in the meatpacking district figure it out!”