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Taken by my God son, Joe O!

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police told Phil he found it ‘suspicious” that Obama won the popular vote by a narrow margin but won electoral votes by a wide margin. So he called up Major Elvis Newtons grandson, Corey Newton, at his ‘private university’ San Diego State, and asaked him to head up to LA to figure it out, he being a guy who studies math “or how to add things up.”

Austin Amarca debated Vernon Dozier on the subject of the film ‘Lincoln’ and whether or not it was a ‘slap to the face’ of the Texas secession ‘movement.’ Kimberly Guilfoyle seconds after downing a Twinkie

Bobbie and Steve Dooley came on the show to protest what they claimed was a slow-motion shot of Kimberly Guilfoyle on Fox ‘eating a Twinkie in slow motion.”

Ted Bell came on the show to talk about his aggressive business stance even in the face of an Obama reelection. In fact, Ted said that any businessman who is cutting back his business hiring or spending because Obama won “isn’t worth the sweat off (his) blank-blank.” (Later off air, Ted admitted the words he would not use were ‘nut sack.’)  Mavis Leonard called the show to talk about her disappointment Romney didn’t win saying her late husband owned 3 successful BP stations and Obama “burned BP out and ran them off….”             Bob Green’s friend Roberta

Robert Green from Frazier Foods chastized General David Petraeus for not understanding a woman will offer sex and love but what she wants is information. Its like the checker from Bob’s Buena Park store that he dated briefly. She always wanted to know how she could improve her checker skills on the new machines. But Bob was suspicious. One night, at a drive-in movie theater, as he leaned back in the seat trying to recreate a sexy mood from youth, Bob found out the hard way what holding back info from a girl with braces really means…..

Phil talks with Bobbie Dooley tonight (and Steve) about the socialite sisters involed in the Petraeus affair but winds up mediating a cat fight between her and Margaret that ends with Bobbie quoting Mercedes McCambridge to Joan Crawford in “Johnny Guitar”: “I’m going to kill you.”                          “I’m going to kill you”

That spurs a whole discussion of Mercedes McCambridge doing the voice of Satan in “The Exorcist.” Margaret claims to have auditioned for the part as well but when she does her Satan voice for Phil and the crew, they laugh at her….

Vernon Dozier comes on to talk about the Petraeus affair but is more concerned with, you guessed it, how dumb the parents of his students are…

“Aw fuck. I left the outdoor fireplace on”

On tonights show, Phil rips the Radio Hall of Fame while Steve Bosell comes on to talk about how Petraeus gets a hot, young girlfriend and Steve’s got…..April….

Austin Amarca from “Don’t Mess With Texas” argues in favor of Texas secession as he tells Phil he is “driving his cattle of reason down the smart-ass trail to a slaughterhouse of sarcasm…”