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“Frank claimed the Shadow would look in bedroom windows to ‘know what’s in the heart and the mind’ and then masturbate” Show Log For Friday October 5, 2012

Tonight Phil talked with Steve Bosell about his fear of needles and how he overcame it. He said he just “butched up and went into the doctors office ansd right when they were going to give me the needle I held my breath and repeated ‘it’s gonna be okay, it’s gonna be okay…'” Later Steve got queasy when Margaret talked about her…monthly issues…and when Bud suggested a ‘nice corned beef sandwich’ to settle his stomach he puked…

Dean Wheeler joined the show briefly to talk about a Native American sweat lodge ceremoney that will “sweat the triviality out of you.’ 

Frank Grey came on and talked about the old “The Shadow” radio show in which, Frank claimed, the Shadow would look in bedroom windows to ‘know what’s in the heart and the mind” and then masturbate…The Shadow…was he peeking in bedroom windows and masturbating?

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“Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or ‘by God I’ll make you lick it clean.’ When Bud yelled out ‘that’s what’s she said’ Margaret dropped him” Show Log For Thursday October 4, 2012

“Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or ‘by God I’ll make you lick it clean.’ When Bud yelled out ‘that’s what’s she said’ Margaret dropped him” Show Log For Thursday October 4, 2012

Phil, Margaret and Robert were joined by Pastor William Rennick and his wife Clara to talk about monitoring school lunches and the way in which Phil sounded “panicked and lady-like” when he announced Turkey was shelling Syria over a border incident. Pastor Rennick insisted that Phil ‘shrieked like a lady that’s seen a mouse.”                        Hot slop program?

Margaret meanwhile tried to explain to Phil what was going on with school lunches. Saying there was not only “surprise meat” being served in school cafeterias but “surprise pie, surprise dip and the surprise the cafeteria lady gives you later” Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or “by God I’ll make you lick it clean.” When Bud yelled out “that’s what’s she said” Margaret dropped him and threw him outside, telling Robert to “throw a bucket of water on him.”

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PHHFC Week Five Results and Standings…Download LIONS at Miami Now!

PHHFC Week Five Results and Standings…Download LIONS at Miami Now!

LIONS 13 at Miami 9, Tampa 9 at New York 6, DC 6 at Los Angeles 23, Utah 0 at Tucson 3, San Antonio 0 at Portland 6

West

Los Angeles 4-1 88-38 3-1

Portland       4-1 88-61 3-1

Tucson          4-1 67-36 3-1

Utah              2-3 50-60 1-3

San Antonio 0-5 28-89 0-4

East

DC               3-2 62-72 3-1

Tampa        3-2 68-49 3-1

Milwaukee 2-3 70-69 1-3

Miami         2-3 55-76 2-2

New York   1-4 38-65 1-3

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“Bud knew the Union won. He just didn’t know whether the Union ‘was the North or the South.'” Show Log For Wednesday October 3, 2012

Phil talked about tonights debate with Bobbie Dooley who was more concerned with the fact Obama and Romney appeared to be standing in the same place on the stage when seen from the front or back on TV…but were looking in opposite directions when addressing Jim Lehrer, the moderator…..

A caller, Charlie, debated Karen Deauville’s brother Jerry on the topic of who would make a better president. Jerry was more interested in the fact there was still a Malibu Gran Prix open near him…

Also General Gaylen Shaw and Jeff Dowdder called in. Jeff wanted to straighten Bud out on who won the Civil war. It wasn’t that Bud didn’t know the Union won. He just didn’t know whether the Union ‘was the North or the South.’ And when it came time for the South to ‘get it’s ass kicked for killing Lincoln, did they come North or did we go there?’

John Wilkes booth or “Jack Boo”?

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Later Frank Grey, Margaret’s husband who suffers from “gender confusion”, called in to sing as well, this one a tribute to Margaret called ‘He’s a Lady.'” Show Log For Tuesday October 2, 2012

Margaret Grey opened the show seemingly to interview noted Republican Party spokesperson Miles Gordon. But around half way through she broke into a karaoke version of “We Are The Champions” to express her triumphant sense that the Democrats will bury the Republicans in November’s Presidential election… Later Frank Grey, Margarets husband who suffers from “gender confusion”, called in to sing as well, this one a tribute to Margaret called “He’s a Lady.” Tom Jones sang ‘She’s a Lady.” 

Vernon Dozier was on to comment on the baseball post-season and give his opinion as to why teams close the locker room to reporters when they are celebrating making the playoffs. Vernon believes that its a very emotional moment for the players and should be very private especially since many of them are “disrobing” to get ino the shower.