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“Karen Deauville brought on her brother Jerry to make the case that he has the worlds biggest penis.” Show Log For Monday July 16, 2012

“Karen Deauville brought on her brother Jerry to make the case that he has the worlds biggest penis.” Show Log For Monday July 16, 2012

Ted bell tried to justify his lust for the Bear Pit woman on a second consecutive show and it didn’t make any more sense tonight then it did Friday night. In fact, as Dr. Jim Sadler dug into Ted’s psyche it became clear he was burned out and looking to get out from under the shadow of his lonmg dead father….Ted Bell is haunted by the ghost of his father as Mozart once was

Later Karen Deauville brought on her brother Jerry to make the case that he, not a man stopped by TSA at San Francisco Airport on July 9, has the worlds biggest penis. Apparently this was recorded during a one-time porn shoot in Wilmington, North Carolina by someone on set who had a tapemeasure.

Phil had to explain to Bud and Robert the difference between Lindbergh and Christopherr Columbus

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“Watson kept mumbling about making Micheal Myers, the evil character in the film “Halloween,” his “bitch” and was badgering the mess hall staff to make him tater tots. Show Log For Friday July 13, 2012

Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills is looking to have a tv commercial produced but is worried that his “trademark has been infringed.” By watching a local commercial for a barbecue place Ted became attracted to the spokeswoman, a “large gal with a big ass.” That goes against everything Ted thinks he represents. He’s afraid he’s going to want to spend more time at the barbecue place than his own restaurant and eventually produce a tv spot with”the same big assed girls in checkered shirts.”    Not the “Bear Pit” although I wish it was

RC Collins along with a fellow cadert, only identified as Watson, joined the show to comment on the death of Sage Stallone. RC told Phil that doctors pushing prescription meds illicitly should be reported by “Deepok Choda.” Meanwhile Watson kept mumbling about making Micheal Myers, the evil character in the film “Halloween,” his “bitch” and was badgering the mess hall staff to make him tater tots.

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“Mr. Wheeler tried to finish the interview by writing his responses to Phil on a notepad and having the bartender read them but that wasn’t happening either.” Show Log For Thursday July 12, 2012

“Mr. Wheeler tried to finish the interview by writing his responses to Phil on a notepad and having the bartender read them but that wasn’t happening either.” Show Log For Thursday July 12, 2012

Tonight, Pastor William Rennick and Father James McQuarters discussed a recent poll showing confidence in religion is at an alltime low. Pastor Rennick tarced it to the Jimmy Swaggart affair which he got all wrong. “My understanding is he was holed up in dirty, dusty motel with a sister that he had tied up, a boy and a white and that the only traffic ngoing in and out of that room for five days was the delivery of 4 chicken dinners and an order of vodka”

Margaret Grey was scheduled for a report on Penn State but Frank, her husband was watching some beauty pageant and apparently masturbabting. Dean Wheeler photographed his injury sustained when a party guest grew weary of Dean yelling at his wife singing on stage

Dean Wheeler has produced a documentary on right wing media called “The Right Hand of God.” He spoke with Phil from a screening party in the Bay Area where his wife was onstage singing. Dean was assaulted during the interview by a guest irritated with Wheeler’s hooting at the stage. With his mouth badly swollen, Mr. Wheeler tried to finish the interview by writing his responses to Phil on a notepad and having the bartender read them but that wasn’t happening either.

With Bruce Batvey, Lloyd Bonafide, Karen Deauville and Frank Grey