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“Bob Green tries to the see the bright side of a proposed Egyptian law that would allow a man to have sex with the body of his dead wife up to six hours after she’s gone.” Show Log For Thursday April 26, 2012

Vernon Dozier almost has a stroke tonight explaining the indignation of having to hear the father of one of his students compare him to Forrest Gump…

Bob Green tries to the see the bright side of a proposed Egyptian law that would allow a man to have sex with the body of his dead wife up to six hours after she’s gone

Don Berman returns to the show with “Mr. Dean” who apologizes to Phil for his repeated use of the espresso machine the other night

With Debbie Daily, Margaret Grey and Justin McElroy

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“Art Griego joins the conversation and Don winds up wishing leprosy on both Art and Phil.” Show Log For Tuesday April 24, 2012

Don Berman agrees with Phil that news helicopter pilots risk their lives to capture the freeway chase shots we all love so much. The chance of collision with another aircraft is high. But Don has audience to grab and ratings to maintain and if a guy has to go nose first into a mountain “what price fame?” As Don was talking he was increasingluy bothered by station manager “Mr. Dean” using an espresso machine right next to Don’s desk. Don winds up getting baited hy an intern who tells him “you’re gonna get in trouble” when he badmouths Mr. Dean behind his back. Art Griego joins the conversation and Don winds up wishing leprosy on both Art and Phil.Channel 19 Station manager Mr Dean?

Dr. Jim Sadler returns for equal time on the show. Feeling he was treated badly by Phil and Lloyd Bonafide on Monday night when he couldn’t pronounce ‘laryngectomy’ he tells them that as a student he never concentrated on how anything was pronounced. He just wanted to cure people. As a result he can’t say things like “laryngectomy’ or ‘appendectomy.’ However, Dr. Sadler ended the hour crying and talking about how he won the “clean and jerk competition for seniors.”

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“Lloyd also thinks John Edwards is a ‘dumbass magnet'” Show Log For Monday April 23, 2012

On tonights show Father James McQuarters, while soaking a sore leg in a bath tub and fighting with Father Staley over a rubber duck, tells Phil that Anne Romney is a great stay-at-home mom but should wspend more time on her personal grooming. Her campaignh appearance yesterday could have been better had she not looked “the way she did.”

Andrew Mellon: “A real dumbass,” says Lloyd

Lloyd Bonafied talks to Phil, Dr. Jim Sadler and an unfortunate man without a larynx named Wallace about John Edwards, a man he considers to be as stupid as his son Ralph, who gave his life in Vietnam saving his squad. Lloyd also thinks John Edwards is a “dumbass magnet” because he attracted contributions from “Bunny” Mellon. Her grandfather, Andrew Mellon was a member of the South Fork Fishing and Hunting Club, whose earthen dam failed in May 1889 and caused the Johnstown Flood. “A real dumbass” said Lloyd.

with Warren Benmen, Dr. Jim Sadler & Wallace