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Pagans Dean and Emerelda Wheeler plan quite the event December 25th
Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center and a Druid priest in his “Pagan community” discussed an upcoming pagan event, the simulated sacrifice of an infant on the Capitol Mall Christmas day to get exposure for pagan, heathan and Wiccan religions. “We mean absolutely no offense, Phi, to any Christian but when they see us pretend to dagger-up and gut an infant we hope they think ‘Christ child.” Dean meanwhile was soaking in a tub and telling his wife in the background that if she used the toilet that he’d already backed-up she had to plunge it…
Phil shows the suits how it’s done at the NAB, Las Vegas, 2010
Art Griego, a retired commercial pilot, commented on the rash of small plane crashes lately. Art said that unless a guy is a professional you have to wonder who will survive flying with him. Whenever Art sees what he calls an “air jockey” getting into his private aircraft with family members in tow, he crosses himself “like in the Dracula movies.”
God…or Santa with his shirt off?
Pastor William Rennick is ready to read people the riot act on Christmas day. The Pastor says parents have been taking their kids off to see Santa Claus “even paying twenty dollars to have their picture taken with them. They’re turning Santa Claus into a golden calf!” Pastor Rennick says that twenty dollars “belongs to me..I mean…it belongs to Jesus! I have a spa to build…I mean Jesus needs to tend to his flock!”
“Now tell me. What are these things for again?”
…..From the mind of Phil Hendrie, a guy you know and love that’s always needed a TV show….
Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined the show to talk about Bobbie heading up a delegation of high school students to visit South Korea with the hope of traveling to North Korea and expressing their sorrow at the death of Kim Jong Il. Bobbie says she isn’t worried about being arrested by North Korean border gaurds. “I’m the mother of three teenage sons and I haven’t met a z****rhead yet that scares me.”
RC Collins, second from right, and other cadets hammered on gin last Friday night
Next up RC Collins says he wants to hang hard like a real soldier so he and other military academy cadets “drank gin form the bottle, took off our shirts” and went out joy-riding last Fiday night.
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