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I’m Again A Part Of The Phil Hendrie Christmas Carol

I am again a part of the Phil Hendrie Christmas Carol, the annual presentation of the Phil Hendrie radio show. And once again he has me playing the Ghost of Christmas Past. I really feel I have earned a larger part in the production. The obvious climactic scenes take place when Scrooge (or Dickman) makes amends for his ways and visits Bob Cratchit’s house (pl;ayed by Phil Hendrie) I think the role of Mrs. Cratchit should be mine and not Margaret Greys. It’s not a secret what I think of Grey but I think any objective view of the projerct would reveal Grey carving up the part of Mrs Cratchit. The high end snobbery that is Margaret comes oozing through. Now I know you might say, well Bobbie, you have money. Why are you the choice? I’ll tell you why. Because I have more….wait….hold on…………

Steve just showed me the script and it turns out the part of The Ghost of Christmas Past is more substantial.

                     Me as the Ghost of Christmas Past

That leads me then to this question? Why wasn’t I told that being the Ghost of Christmas Past was a far more pivotal and important part? It’s a ghost and not a person. A person is more memorable, right? But apparently I am now looking for the first time at two scripts, one with the Ghost part highlighted and one with the Cratchit part highlighted and the Ghost part is bigger.

What I hate is having to reach these points of despair before I’m pulled from the edge by Steve who finally wakes up in time to give me some GOD DAMNED ANSWERS!! (door slam, car starts, tires peel out)

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The author of the new book “Losing Our Civility: Civilized Behavior in the 21st Century”, Mr. Chris Jekyll….. Show Log For Thursday December 15, 2011

The author of the new book “Losing Our Civility: Civilized Behavior in the 21st Century”, Mr. Chris Jekyll, told Phil that because his last name is well known as a famous literary character he has been mocked and abused throughout his life. In fact, it culminated one Saturday morning when Jekyll answered his door to find a neighbor boy there who said “Good morning Mr Jekyll. Where’s Mr. Hyde?”

An early cinematic representation of the famous book by Robert Louis Stevenson

Jekyll’s response was to grab the kid by the shirt and yank him inside so roughly the kid’s head hit the door jam causing a concussion. Jekyll said he had no choice after being called out as “a deviant; a slouching, mad ghoul.”

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NFL player arrested on federal drug charges….click for more

NFL player arrested on federal drug charges….click for more

Hendrie News Services:

Accoding to CNN, Chicago Bear Samuel Hurd may have taken the first step toward pissing away a football career, not to mention the love of a wife and time with a child. The allegedly stupid cunt was arrested for conspiring to distribute cocaine, according to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokespeople. Why they made the announcement is real interesting but we guess that makes it a federal charge so he’s effed that way too.

Agents say Hurd was trying to set up a drug distribution network for the city of Chicago. Charming. Hurd was playing wide-out for the Bears. He spent time as a Dallas Cowboy which is where the investigation was initiated. The United Way. Thanks to you it’s working….

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The Daily Dooley Or The Daily Bobbie…Ta-Ta, LOL ™

Whether it’s the Daily Dooley or the Dailey Bobbie, you can be sure to be up to the date on all the up to the minute news from our house and from our gated community, Western Estates! Here’s a walk through my day:

7:15am Took a meeting with Jerrad Cleanman from the Pone Agency…we’re working on our coming spring slogan for Western Estates..it will appear in print ads promoting our community as “great living” but naturally we’re sold out. It’s simply to keep our attractiveness going.. The slogan is “Meet us at the Estates…Western Estates, that is…” I love it!

7:17 Met with Carol Shumann-Heink to go over new purchases for the club veranda….I want umbrellas and I want bistro tables, you know? I love bistro tables because I just do.

7:25 Steve back at the house washing up. He was out early laying in fertilizer at the Cuntington’s. Oh he wasn’t washing up because of the fertilizer. He was washing up because Della Cuntington, one of the two sisters that live there, has a real serious thing for Steve and I told him to go ahead if it makes her happy and keeps their sizable HOA fees coming throught the door. We don’t have an open marriage but, yes, we do believe in mercy sex and we feel it does help a great many people.

7:30 Went back to bed!

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It’s flare drop time with Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police…Show Log For Wednesday December 14, 2011

           What happens when you text and drive

It’s flare drop time with Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. Cell phones may be banned from use in cars because of a recommendation by the NTSB. Jay is running flare drops-traffic stops where flares are dropped so as to funnel traffic into one lane-and asking people who they are talking to on their cell phones and why. If the answer is unsatisfactory, Jay takes the phone and throws it like he’s trying to hit home plate from centerfield. Will Jay survive this rash interdiction of normal human behavior? Are bears Catholic?