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Chris Norton, a sometime pornstar, was ‘forced” into breaking off his engagement to a young lady when she had a double mastectomy. Show Log For Monday December 5, 2011

Don Parsely tried to con Phil and his listeners into thinking he had experience as an escaped convict and therefore was the best man to try and bring in a fuigitive in New Hampshire. All he needs is $50,000.

Chris Norton, a telemarketer and sometime pornstar, was ‘forced” into breaking off his engagement to a young lady when he couldn’t take the fact she had a double mastectomy. “I know it makes me look like a double-douche or a douche deluxe, if you will, but that’s the way it is,” said Chris while breathing through his mouth.

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Tebow, Broncos do it again, this time the Vikings get punked 35-32. Click For More NFL

Tebow, Broncos do it again, this time the Vikings get punked 35-32. Click For More NFL

 

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From philhendrieshow.com services: MINNEAPOLIS — Tim Tebow continued to make assholes out of a lot of people with another clutch rally. He threw two TD passes in the third quarter and finished the game with a season best 202 yards well as the Denver Bronkettes (joking) beat the hapless-as-hell Minne-sorry Vike-things, the pussies.

Matt Prater kicked two field goals in the final 93 seconds for the Brinkys (7-5), who moved into a first-place tie in the AFC West with the Oakland Pantry-raiders, who butchered it up at the hands of The Fish in Miami. Christian Ponder had a Minnesota single-game rookie record with 381 yards passing but he got picked late like a girl so that was that.