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*When the offers from TV and film become tidal wave-esque, natually I can’t continue to say no. While radio is the primary focus and gig, I also find it rewarding to eat and pay rent, hence I will, reluctantly** accept the odd thespian opportunity
**meaning “eagerly”

It takes longer for some people than others…

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Brave New World, Grapes Of Wrath and Lord Of The Flies among others!

….we have our PhilTV 5 day archives to the right, we’re are on radio all across our marvelous Aphililiates and of course the largest archive of any single radio show anywhere!It all adds up to the most fun you’ll ever have waddling down the hall for toilet paper with your shorts wadded up at your ankles which is what we suspect many of you will have to do tonight!

“Thank you BSP’s everywhere for making July our best month ever! Welcome to the weird, dysfunctional family that am The Phil Hendrie Show!”

Well Dr. Ron Tarner was none too please Steve Jobs retired and said so to his students and Phil in our first hour. Ron told Phil that compared to Steve Jobs his students had “dead eyes, like the dead eyes of a corpse.” He confiscated all PC’s as an insult to Mr. Jobs and plans on selling them on EBay since all they are good for is “picking up men on the MySpace.”

Vernon Dozier recounted the story of his marriage to Amber, 30 years his junior and the opposition he got from her family. Her brother Ray said that Vernon was “some kind of exotic freak.” Vernon told Phil he got his revenge. Following the Virginia quake, Vernon told Ray, who lives in Virginia with the rest of the family, to put together an earthquake preparedness kit. He’d need “two shower caps, a muffler, some duct tape, yogurt, a ceiling fan and a cap pistol.” Vernon was sittinjg by the phone waiting for the first phone call of indignation to come in

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Phil tonight at 9:15pm PDT on Phil TV in HD here and an Aphililiate near you!

Baseball Games

Vis      Home      WP                  LP

DET 8 BOS 7 Ray Herbert Ellis Kinder 
SV

George Zuverink

BAL 2 NYA 9 Whitey Ford Don Larsen

Allie Reynolds

CLE 1 PHA 4 Johnny Gray Mike Garcia

CHA 4 WAS 0 Jack Harshman Dean Stone

NYN 5 CHN 1 Ruben Gomez Paul Minner

BRO 12 CIN 4 Clem Labine Karl Drews

PHI 1 MLN 5 Warren Spahn Robin Roberts

PIT 8 SLN 7 Dick Littlefield Harvey Haddix

Vern Law

Margaret Grey told Phil that forcing her son to eat tabasco sauce is the best way for her to teach him that “bird-dogging his own mother” is unacceptable. “He’s at that age now Phil where his hormones are kicking in and I don’t want to wheel around some afternoon and see him there with his fly open.”

Is this what a collapsed shack in Virginia looks like?

Don Parsley solicited donations for his “Pay Pal account” to help “earthquake victims” in Virginia. “There are some parts of Virginia that are so remote Phil I have to go in by way of Whirlybird and rappel down a rope to get to the people. And then you have to make sure you contact the right member of the clan.” Don was going to tell Phil the charity he was associated with but “the papers are down in my car and..oh my God…my car’s been stolen.”