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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Thursday August 18, 2011

The Western Estates Homeowners Association, as ordered by HOA president Bobbie Dooley, as ordered all flags in the community to be flown at half staff to observe the death by suicide of Russell Armstrong, who was married to a star of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” As Bobbie explains this to Phil her husband Steve is running a woodchipper which prompts a first ever violent clash between the two

               Man, that’s a lot of chlamydia

RC Collins, a junior cadet at Bradley Military Academy, joined the show to say he felt cheated that the Navy Seals and not him and his classmates took out Bin Laden. “If you notice, the Navy Seals is the Navy. They’re only supposed to fight where there’s water. Bin Laden was on dry land.” Also Harvey Weirman as Commandant Weirman makes an appearance.

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From Jockline: Troubled Man Finally Comes Down From Radio Tower

THE MOUTH, AUGUST 17TH, 2011 – After six days and the world watching, a Tulsa Police negotiator perched in a bucket finally persuaded 25 yr. William Sturdivant, to come down from a Clear Channel radio tower where he had been residing since last Thursday. Yesterday, the negotiator spoke with Sturdivant for several hours and at one point was able to grab his hand. Sturdivant then asked for a meal from Whataburger, along with Oreos and milk. While some had complained that law enforcement were wasting too much time and expense in the effort, they proved successful as the man, who was reported to suffer from mental issues, is safely back on ground. As for what he could be charged with, apparently trespassing would be his only offense which may result in a citation or ticket.

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Pollak Gets Inside Phil Hendrie’s Head

In a recent interview with actor Kevin Pollak on his weekly streaming Chat Show, Talk Radio Network syndicated host and KFI/Los Angeles weekender Phil Hendrie revealed, among other tidbits, how he thinks his unorthodox show fits into the Talk radio landscape. “I’m the tie-dye department of the tuxedo shop,” he told Pollak. “If Rush [Limbaugh] and Howard [Stern] are Corvettes, I’m an off-road vehicle.” Hendrie also gives up just which family member in his life inspired one of his radio show’s most beloved characters, the infamous “Bobbie Dooley,” and reveals the name of the Hollywood heavyweight who recently dubbed him “a F*$#-ing genius!” Check out Pollak’s full interview with Hendrie (starting @ around the 24:50 mark) HERE.

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Phil Hendrie Gets Up Close and Personal with Kevin Pollak Actor Kevin Pollak invited his fellow actor and TRN/KFI-AM Los Angeles radio personality, Phil Hendrie, to be a guest on “Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show.” The intimate setting comprised of a black back drop and the two gentlemen sitting across each other at a round table lent a dramatic yet comfortable environment in which Hendrie opened up unlike ever before in the two-and-a-half hour long interview. When asked who Hendrie derives inspiration from, he said Laurel and Hardy, Lenny Bruce, Jonathan Winters and most telling, Jackie Gleason. Hendrie said of Gleason, “He was my Dad, a big man who would come through the door, ebullient and happy one night and the polar opposite the next…Gleason made anger and strife and the things happening in my home funny…Impotent anger makes me laugh my ass off!” Hendrie also revealed that the “Mmm, hmmming” Bobbie Dooley was inspired by his Mom. Hendrie says Dooley is, “a perfect dismissive suburban woman who is also a sociopath, not that my mom was a sociopath.” Pollak also told Hendrie about his friends who are long time fans of Hendrie such as Garry Shandling who has come by to watch Hendrie live in studio, as well as Larry David who said after seeing him at the Aspen Comedy Festival, “He’s a f**king genius.” Pollak asked Hendrie how his show fits in radio. Hendrie said, “I’m in the tie-dye department of the tuxedo shop…If Rush and Howard are Corvettes, I’m an off-road vehicle.”   READ MORE

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Phil Hendrie Visits ‘Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show’

August 17, 2011 at 4:34 AM (PT)

Pollak and Hendrie

TALK RADIO NETWORK and CLEAR CHANNEL Talk KFI-A/LOS ANGELES host PHIL HENDRIE was a guest on actor KEVIN POLLAK’s internet video talk show this week.

The wide-ranging interview on “KEVIN POLLAK’S CHAT SHOW” included discussions of HENDRIE’s inspirations (LAUREL AND HARDY, LENNY BRUCE, JONATHAN WINTERS, and JACKIE GLEASON, of whom HENDRIE said, “He was my Dad, a big man who would come through the door, ebullient and happy one night and the polar opposite the next…. Impotent anger makes me laugh my ass off!”), the inspiration for his characters (“Bobbie Dooley” was patterned, he said, after his mother), and his show’s place in the radio business (“I’m in the tie-dye department of the tuxedo shop…If RUSH and HOWARD are Corvettes, I’m an off-road vehicle”).

POLLAK told HENDRIE, “Damn you for doing something no one else is doing, no one else ever or has done.  Damn you for being original.  You’re going to have to pay a price forever for being one of a kind.”

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From Reuters: Andy Dick Calls Howard Stern. Money-Grubbing Jew; Maybe He Was Kidding

(Warning: Strong content throughout)

By Jake Weinraub

LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) – Andy Dick, no stranger to stirring controversy and alienating large groups of people, called shock jock Howard Stern a “shallow, money-grubbing Jew,” Tuesday.

The comedian fired against Stern on the “Greg Fitzsimmons Show,” calling the radio host a “big fat hook nose,” and “miserly.”

Dick claims he still hasn’t been paid for “The S*** Show,” a program he has hosted for several years on Stern’s Sirius Radio channel, Howard 101, starting in 2006.

“For two years I did the show and never got paid,” the comedian complained.

Stern shot back after a caller informed him of Dick’s rant, saying that Dick’s career has been dotted with anti-Semitism.

“So good, Andy’s true colors come out. I’m not surprised by it, I’m used to it. It’s just typical,” Stern said.

“Andy’s run out of friends,” Stern added. “You’re not getting paid a dime because your show sucks, a**-wipe … Stop blaming the world for your problems. Make yourself valuable, stop looking for the handouts waiting for the Jew to give a job.”

Dick is no stranger to prejudice — the comedian was forced to apologize for using the N-word during a 2006 comedy show in Los Angeles.

In 2010, Dick was detained in Huntington, W.V. after reportedly grabbing men’s crotches in a bar. In 2008 he was arrested in Riverside County on suspicion of pulling down the top of a teenage girl in a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

A cast member of last season’s “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” Dick was also arrested in May at a Temecula, Calif. restaurant for “disorderly conduct.”

In 2007, Jimmy Kimmel had him forcibly removed from the set of his ABC late-night show after Dick repeatedly touched Ivanka Trump’s hair and legs.

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SB Nation: Miami Hurricanes Butt-Up With A Flower In It

Spencer Hall offers a Situation Report on the rapidly unfolding Miami Hurricanes football program following Yahoo! Sports’ all-encompassing and highly-damaging investigation into Nevin Shapiro’s prohibited benefits. The damage is extensive, with many casualties.

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Aug 17, 2011 – A brief situation report on the rapidly unfolding Miami Hurricanes football program.

INCIDENT REPORT: A booster, Nevin Shapiro, has turned over the evidence for eight years’ worth of prohibited benefits he doled out to Miami football players from 2002–2010 to Yahoo! Sports. And the NCAA. And Interpol. And your mother, who is very disappointed in all of you, most especially you, son or daughter. Don’t look at her like that. You know why.

ORDNANCE USED: Hookers, money, strip club visits, meals at steakhouses designed to trap insecure douchebags with money, yacht and mansion access, agent contact — and all of it paid for with money from a Ponzi scheme ultimately swallowing over $900 million of other people’s money.

DOCUMENTS: 20,000 pages of documents and financial records, interviews with over 100 people, Shapiro’s own testimony, pieces of evidence from Shapiro’s own federal indictment and subsequent 20 year paid federal vacation, and hundreds of photos. Not all of them are relevant to the NCAA violations, but all of them are relevant, if you know what I mean.

HUGS!

CASUALTIES: One Miami football program. Multiple deep puncture wounds and lacerations with severe blood loss from exploding NCAA Claymore likely to come, but already suffering shock, disbelief, and delusions consistent with the medical phenomenon known as “HaterZ Syndrome.”

TRIAGE: Stabilize Miami ranking officer Lt. Golden, who is publicly stating that if Miami did know about this, then they should have told him and not made him give up that cushy job at Temple for this. Prepare defense of impending NCAA attack, perhaps best accomplished by simply letting them in surrendering in order to prevent the use of nuclear weapons on them.

CLARIFICATION ON THE NUCLEAR OPTION. The death penalty is a possibility here for the first time since the 1987 SMU case, and those on the ground should be notified of its very real severity. The death penalty in the SMU case was invoked by the NCAA for repeated violations while SMU was already on probation, which is not the case here. However, the NCAA does have some precedent in shutting the program down in the form of the 1952 Kentucky basketball team, a point-shaving catastrophe that ended up with the NCAA and the SEC shutting the program down for a year. People also ended up in jail in that case, too, but in Miami’s case Shapiro is already well-ensconced in a New York prison for his Ponzification.

That said: Ultimately the NCAA will do exactly what it did in the recent USC and Ohio State cases, make up whatever it likes based on their blood sugar levels and the alignment of the planets that particular morning. That full list of punishments includes the death penalty. When you have no defenses, you pray not for forgiveness, but a swift injury and manageable recovery.

ACC penalties may be forthcoming, as well. A Roman battlefield suicide in the form of self-inflicted punishment is a noble, if difficult option that may become increasingly attractive as the day wears on.

CASUALTIES, CONT’D: The current Miami football team, who will now play the rest of their college football careers in one form of NCAA-inflicted purgatory or another. Players named in the report, including current Purdue quarterback and one-time Hurricane Robert Marve, whose eligibility may be affected. Coaches named in the report who are alleged to have had full knowledge of Shapiro’s actions, including Missouri basketball coach and former Miami head man Frank Haith, featured prominently in the report.

Former AD Paul Dee’s reputation, which is KIA and now being sent for identification behind the front lines. Longtime University President Donna Shalala, who could also lose her job over this. Rear Admiral Luther Campbell, whose emotional distress is not to be underestimated in the form of football PTSD. The ACC, who could effectively bear a dead, non-revenue generating spot in their schedules for years to come. Two jetskis wrecked by Kellen Winslow and Devin Hester. Brigadier General Gloria Estefan, severely wounded in battle.

Severely wounded: The NCAA, shot repeatedly through the credibility gland. Prognosis unknown.

SURVIVING TROOPS: Randy Shannon, who is mentioned nowhere in connection with any of this. Well done, soldier. Keep that head on a swivel.

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Wednesday August 17, 2011

Lloyd Bonafide is sure the film footage Phil shows in the background on his videocasts is Korean War footage and becomes nervous and upset when he sees it. When his wife walks in and tells Lloyd that it’s actually D-Day footage, Lloyd becomes embarrassed and angry. He tells Phil that “when that happens I need honor, to feel vindicated, avenged.” Since he’s not going to smack his wife, daughter or “the man my daughter married” Lloyd decides he has to talk it out on his five year old grandson, who is sitting there wearing a tiger costume they just purchased for him. He picks the boy up by an arm and a leg, walks outside with him and doing an Olympic hammar spin flings the kid 10 feet into his above ground pool. “I had to clear 8 foot of ground too” says Lloyd. Also features a visit from Dr. Jim Sadler and David G. Hall