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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Back in the batters box tonight Phil was joined by Rudy Canoza who’s lingerie store features a fog horn alert every time a “thick woman” comes through the door. Rudy opined that Casey Anthony was “a pig and a cow, not suitable for anything other than tethering in a corral.” Rudy would never greet Casey Anthony with his patented “la-la-la” tongue wagging greeting that he reserves for all the class ladies. A half hour of that and they pulled the plug on Phil. Oh well, back at it Wednesday night…..              “Ah jeez, she’s ruining the fabric!”

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“Mr. Baez, I recommend a Backstage Pass to the Phil Hendrie website as a way for you to reclaim..some level of whimsy in your presentation…okay?

“Mr Baez. You did it. You beat it. You gamed the system. You worked it. I never though you were dumb that way. I just thought you talked to much, Mr. Baez. Blah blah blah, Mr. Baez. That kind of ‘talked too much.’ So that’s why I say Mr Baez, now that you’ve miracled your ass to a victory in MY courtroom, Mr Baez (and don’t think that won’t hurt me everyday for the rest of my life) take a load off Mr. Baez and get a Backstage Pass. I have one. And I enjoy a great deal of relaxation with the mirth-filled characterizations found there, Mr. Baez.”