Robert Green of Frazier Foods hit a disabled child wearing a Superman costume one day while driving a brand new Humvee and rolling through a red light. The child “trying to lift off like Superman ran into my truck. Naturally, I took off but then a quarter of a mile later turned around and came back.” Bob is suing the family saying putting a Superman a cape on a child with autism is “like strapping lead boots on him and saying ‘go swim the English channel.'”
Straight guy before the civil war with gays and one year after
Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, told Phil and his audience he is opposed to gay marriage because “gays will be so good at it that it will piss off straight people and a civil war between gays and straights will break out.” Doug says that as straights lose the war “they’ll retreat further and further up the canyon to the reserve meth lab with fewer and fewer teeth.”
