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I’ve Got A BSP Because Even When I’m Driving I Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of Phil….

Okay so I’m not like the average BSP.  Okay, so Phil had to show me…for the first time in my life by the way…what was really funny in life. I woulda figured it out in another two lifetimes. But now that I know I have some ideas and input and strong opinions about what he should do. Why does he ignore me? I was lame once but I’m cool now. It hurts I tell ya…..

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“You’ll Never Be Me” (to the tune of ‘I’ve Gotta Be Me’)

Whether you’re right or whether your wrong
Whether you find a place in this world or never belong
You’ll never be me, you’ll never be me,
I got the dibs. Try an alternate plan….
Why don’t you live. Not merely survive…
I’m in the lights, you’re on live wires, you’re gonna fry…
You’ll never be me, you’ll never be me,
the checks that I see means it’s not pretend….
That far away cry.. That world of regret..
You keep it alive with your fan boy posts
Why not settle down or maybe a pet
Why not try Truth or Dare, I hear it’s the most!
I’ll go it alone.. That’ would feel right.
I don’t need you and your friends and another amateur night…
You’ll never be me, you’ll never be me …
Don’t make me beg, you’ll just lay an egg…
You’ll never be meeeeeeee!