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Turn on computer. Watch Phil. Damn him. He’s funny and great again. When will my witty shit be noticed? Probably never. I’m nude. Might as well do what I usually do when I’m watching my comedy god. I hate me so much.

…corporate home of Talk Radio Network and where I’ll be tomorrow……while I’m gone, consider:

All of the turds that complain here would send a load into their shorts if I talked to them for five minutes about anything. And they’d tell their moms all about it too.

…deal with the usual pack of assholes that comment here. I’ll kick off here and not in the comment section as a change of pace:
Dallas Jack,
Listen fuckhead Even Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have been on Fox but you’re too stupid to mix in the subtleties of promotion, irony and self-depracation. You’re just one of those cunts that came to me to learn about what was funny in the world. Get to work you lazy fuck
Phil

…..@sportswigger790 at Twitter for the Charlie LeFountain bit…

RC Collins says that for him to fight and die for his country he’s going to need better stuff sent from home than handi-wipes and sunflower seeds. He wants the “civilians” to start spending some money. Kegs of root beer and “sausage san’wiches” are what he wants. And no peanuts either….

     Charlie as a younger man aboard ship

Charlie LeFountain is the father of a 14 year old girl he wants to protect from predators. He firgures if the kid is repulsive it’ll put them off. So he’s forcing her to over eat and gain weight until she’s obese. He’s also not allowing her to shower but two times a week “’til she smells like a goat.” Recently he spotted “some creep hanging around a street corner.” With his daughter and two of her friends in the car, Charlie stopped, got out some old Navy signalman flags and signaled to the guy “I got four of them…fat and repulsive.” Charlie claimed “the guy then turned on his heel and walked straight out of town.”