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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Friday, May 27, 2011

Tonight Dean Wheeler explored with Phil a revolutionary new way for women to empower themselves and “level the kharma” of their men. Dean has developed a technique whereby the man stands in front of the woman wearing loose fitting clothing and a slight smirk on his face and the woman hauls off and slaps the man across the face as hard as she can. Thanks to @Caligula1983 for the idea on twitter.com/PHSIdeasLarry Grover was our second hour guest talking about a novelty he’s selling to help fund his run for a state senate seat in California: The Debris Globe. Shake it up as you would a snow globe and you see debris, house roofs, tires, trees flying through the air. The fact that the item is as tasteless and tacky as they come is lost on Larry as he attempts to defend himself saying he’d do anythinhg for this country, “Eat the peanuts out of (blank) (blank) or put my hand in a running garbage disposal. Thanks to @DRINKDUFF77 for the idea on twitter.com/PHSIdeas

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Thursday, May 26, 2011

Tonight it was writer Jerry Noel with a warning: This generation of college graduate is mentally dead compared to the Chinese. Jerry knows what to do about it but tells Phil that we’re too dumb to understand. So we’re all screwed……including Jerry.

The next hour we had Ted Bell talking about the fact that even though we’re in a recession, the American people are getting fatter. Ted can only draw one conclusion: We aren’t hurting all that much for money and we choose to spend the extra that we do have on food that we eat at home. Why not at a restaurant? Ted asks passers-by that are overweight why they’re fat and winds up flipping off some guy who said he got food poisoning from the shrimp cocktail at Ted’s restaurant