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 These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they’re gold, and you don’t get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be throwing them away. They’re for closers.

Tonight Bob Green of Frazier Foods advocated fingerprinting and DNA sampling all adults AND kids taking part in Little League baseball. You don’t know what these adults have been up to and you don’t know what the kids are going to be up to, says Bob. DNA will help the authorities find out if these kids have any “hunchbacks or Jack the Ripper” in their gene pool…

Pastor William Rennick joined the show. His Family Fund Kitchen helps feed poor families. But he also goes “table to table” telling these families he could help them remain anonymous and not be “plastered all over Facebook” if they coughed up $50. If they don’t have the money, he could “throw them $50 to warm up the audience.”* Then they’d have the bread.

*The line “Throw you fifty bucks to warm up the audience” was originally in the film ‘Quiz Show.” The line “don’t that make you wanna eat your flat hat” was originally in the film “The Last Detail.”The lines “You’re raggedy as a roach. You look like you could eat the hole out of a donut” were originally in the film “Do The Right Thing.”