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Bit Question

Your Name: Donna
Subject: Looking for past bit
Message: Hi Phil,

I’m trying to find a bit I heard back in 1997 or 1998. The bit was either Mavis Leonard or Clara Bingham who was a nurse taking care of an elderly patient. Part of the bit was when she was describing her body as a 3 tier chocolate cake with the layers of the cake representing her breats, booty, and the jungle. Does any of this come to mind? This is one of the bits my husband got me hooked on to your show. It’s one of my favorites.

Have a wonderful holiday!

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Show Log For Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Tonight, Dr. Leo Rittenour attempted to enlighten Phil on the recent trend of parents having their childrens baby teeth removed and sent to a lab for freezing where they may be used at some point to spin off stem cells that could create replacement orgns or other tissues. It’s a very futuristic concept but none the less Dr. Rittenour believes whole heartedly in it….and happens to enjoy the act of “pulling perfectly healthy teeth from a perfectly healthy jaw”, while barefoot and using one hand to restrain the person in the chair

Later Dave Oliva, prospective LAPD officer, told Phil that tasering people, even people that aren’t suspects as in the case of a woman Tuesday in Sacramento, is a good way to find out who’s who in an investigation. Dave remembered being on a ride-a-long where the officers pulled up to see “four huge Samoans drinking Icehouse coming toward them. The one occifer (sic) looked at the other, nodded and they tased ’em all.”

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Show Log For Monday, January 17, 2011

Tonight Bob Green from Frazier Foods informed Phil and his audience that after first telling his employees they could take Martin Luther King Day off he realized we now have a black president and a big part of why we celebrate Kings birthday has been realized. Therefore, he sent eveyone an e-mail telling them to report to work Monday as originally scheduled. Anyone showing up after twelve noon was fired. Bob said that if these employees, most of whom were women, weren’t playing Sims or on Twitter they would have seen the e-mail he sent and arrived on time.The next hour we had Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center saying that now is the best time to talk gun control since the country has had its eyes opened with the Arizona tragedy. Dean said his airtight argument in favor of gun control is the fact that the gunmen in Tucson was taken down not by another gunman…but by a little old lady with a purse.