
Yes, we’re on tonight! KFI am 640 7pm PST, 10pm EST
Margaret Grey and Herb Sewell!!
Starting things off was Don Micksa of the University of Washingon. With Great Neck, New York banning smoking on it’s streets Professor Micksa said that the time had come for us to give our young people the truth about smoking…that the worlds most interesting people smoke. Like Winston Churchill. “Wouldn’t you want to be as self-possessed and confident as Winston Churchill,” asks Micksa. “Well then light up a cigar.
Then Steve Bosell, who claims to have gotten lost in a “twilight zone” when he saw a toddler beauty pageant on TV, says he is oppossed to parading children like that but he also saw one child in a Madonna “conical brassiere” that made him curious. When his wife called for him from another part of the house he yelled back “something’s come up.” Well it isn’t long before Steve is pegged as a perv and in need of immediate psychiatric evaluation. Steve ends the hour crying
Phil announces plans for a new Phil Hendrie Show Videocast series!…no we’re tabling the Manson idea…but that’s a nice souvenir
Curt Queedy and Guy Barton, the state senators from West Virginia, were on tonight propping their new bill, one which would allow the states to administer corporal punishment to kids if the parents fail to. Guy was sitting in a restaurant one night watching a little kid ruinning around and had already calculated how hard he’d have to trip the kid to send him flying, head first, into the sweet potato fry bin. A law allowing the state to take over punishment would save Guy the trouble..not to mention the kid.
Ted Williams
Professor Emory Clayton discussed the Ted Williams story, a homeless man…a former disc jockey…given a second chance at life by a newspaper that discovered him panhandling money using his voice as a hook. Professor Clayton said that Ted, a black man, was “simply banging symbols together and wearing a bell boy hat for the white man. The white man will fade away and leave Mr. Williams alone in a dark room. The only way you’ll see him…..is if he smiles.”Not the same Ted Williams
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The January 2003 archives have been converted, uploaded, and are now available for direct download! Cheers,
-Alex
“G.D. it. Why aren’t people as perfect as me?”
We opened the show tonight with a discussion of John Boehner, the new Speaker of the House. Raj Feneen of Immigrants For Americas Rebirth had a laundry list of things wrong with Boehner, from the fact he said Saddam Hussein should “burn in hell” to the fact he said “God Bless You” to someone who sneezed. All of this is a violation of the separation of church and state, according to Mr. Feneen.
Margaret Grey is sick to death of the school districts of America and their CONSERVATIVE agenda as opposed to the school districts that have a LIBERAL agenda. One such school district in Texas was sent a series of death threats this week. Ms Grey said that she doesn’t condone violence but it’s hard not to act out. That’s why she stood up in a parent/teacher meeting and said she would never hurt children but any stray dogs or cats she sees she’ll run over. “I saw a German Shepherd, looked at Frank and said ‘There but for the grace of God go you.’ And then I floored it.”