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A discussion of Christmas and family tonight as we talked with the Dooleys, Bobbie and Steve, about how they extend invitations to family members living around the country and then “pray to the savior Jesus and say please…..PLEASE…make them turn down the invite and say no.” Why this contradictory attitude? “It’s polite and gracious to offer but it’s also expected that people with class will say no.” Bobbie says in California, when you invite relatives in from out of state to visit, people say they “got the smell of hog on them…”

The hostage taking at a school board meeting in Florida was talked about by Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. While an armed security guard ended the standoff by shooting the gunmen who then took his own life, Jay doesn’t think the guard was a hero. “I could have taken the guy without the use of a firearm. Just present a small target and come at him sideways so there’s less wind resistance. Then lock my left arm around his neck and right arm across his head, rotate him 180 degress so the cameras see what I’m doing and snap his neck.” The audience: Jay would never pass the standard psych test for cops.

 

 

Do You Think Phil Hendrie Is Doing A Bad Job Being Phil Hendrie?

If you find yourself, day after day, thinking how much better at being Phil Hendrie you’d be than Phil himself; if you find that you wistfully fantasize about having his life since yours ain’t much; if, like Mark David Chapman, you are angered and distracted by these flights of imbecility..then here’s an idea for you…(click the link above dummy)

Former Phil Hendrie on-line stalkers, these stupid twats found a new and exciting life in the French Foriegn Legion

….including 20 new Classic Phil’s, 20 new rants, audio and video and of course our continuing effort at making the entire archive downloadable……

Tonight Robert Green from Frazier Foods talked about this tough economy…a tough economy for his employees since he, himself, is doing fine. He just bought a CL600 Mercedes and a $2,000 designer bag for his fiance. But Bob knows his employees need to be inspired even when he’s laying them off.  So he thinks parking his Mercedes near the front door will “give them inspiration. That car is worth more than your house…but someday you may park one just like it,” says Bob.

In the second hour Stepehn Bosell of Corona, California told us he got a shock today. He was on his way to a school carnival with his wife and kids when he saw Mark Zuckerberg staring back at him from the cover of Time as Time Magazines Person of the Year. Steve felt insulted as a man pushing 40 that all he does in this world and all that other men do in this world takes a back seat to a guy almost half their ages making millions on a website that lets people play “Farm Land and pick up women.” Steve says that while he tries to “make sure my kids have underwear to wear to school Mark Zuckerberg is in VIP doing jello shots off of chicks boo….chicks boaa..chicks ba..ba…”*

*Mr. Bosell, because his mother burned him with cigarettes, can’t say the word “boob”

Tonights topic… Phans that want to be Phil and how weird that is ……9pm PST

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These are good guys!

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…and that’s just the way it’s gonna have to be….

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Tonight the legendary Ted Bell reprised his Saturday night/KFI performance talking to listeners about banning bake sales and how correct Michelle Obama is “standing between the children and parents that are firing cobblers and pie wedges at them.” When one woman called to say she was healthy at “5’5 and 140 pounds” Ted said he consulted with a structural engineer who was having dinner at Ted’s. The guy sketched out what the woman should look like. “It’s a perfect sphere, Phil.”

Then Don Micksa, the engineering professor from the University of Washington, joined the program to recount his calling John Boehner a “crying little bitch” in front of his class today. That earned him a one day suspension from teaching. He said he decided to leave a day early and with his fist pumping in the air and his braided pony-tail flapping in the breeze he led “2 or 3 or 4 hundred kids out toward faculty parking.” Later, Don wound up sniveling like a little girl too because Phil yelled at him.