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YES, YOU ARE HEARING STRANGE VOICES AS KFI MIXES UP ITS WEEKEND LINE-UP

On Saturday, November 20, KFI AM 640 will welcome home Phil Hendrie and his cast of voices to the KFI weekend line-up. Hendrie’s new show will be heard live and local, 7-10PM, only on KFI AM 640. Wayne Resnick moves his show to Sunday nights permanently filling the former “rotating guest host” slot, 7-10.

Monday through Friday noon-2 talker, Bill Carroll, will take weekends off as Frost Stilwell now takes over Sunday afternoons from 4-7.

Phil Hendrie was on KFI AM 640 from 1996 to 2005. Hendrie also hosts a nationally syndicated show heard Monday through Friday on KFI’s sister station, KTLK AM 1150.

KFI is the highest rated news/talk station in Los Angeles.

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Tonight we brought on the show Professor Emory Clayton of LA Canyon College to explain the Four Lokko controversy. This alcohol/caffeine drink has swept American campuses with some tragic results. Students have been hospitalized with alcohol poisoning due to the highly caffeinated drink delaying the effect of alcohol intoxication. One young man shot himself after a night of drinking Four Lokko. Professor Clayton tells Phil and his listeners that its clear the government needs to step in “and step on these entrepreneurial exercises that target our young people without regard to health or safety.” He went on to descibe his experimentation with Four Lokko. “I drank a couple before a teacher/student conference with a young lady not feeling I’d be in danger since my students drink them and know the effects. Well I became intoxicated to the point of feeling God-like, as if I had power over all living things on earth.” When told he shouldn’t have been drinking before the conference, Professor Clayton said “I usually drink a Johnny Walker Blue with a water back before all my conferences so this shouldn’t have been any big deal.”

First out of the gate tonight was Steve Bosell from Corona, California whose errant golf shot into a tract of homes caused friend Roy Hutchins to exclaim “Those poor, innocent people!” This remark, plus Mr. Hutchins subsequent mimicking of a little girl getting hit with a golf ball, messed with Mr. Bosell’s mind. He blew the rest of the golf game and lost $500. After the match, he got drunk in the clubhouse and upon returning home, after being asked by his son how his game went, smacked his son. Bosell claimed the kid asked him the question “with a wink and a smile.”

Following that hour of joy we had Justin McElroy on. The high school junior wants to complete a Mass Media assignment by filming a riot at Walmart on Black Friday “because that’s how Geraldo Rivera got his start although I’m not Puerto Rican.” They had videoed so-called bum-fights until the school threatened them with suspension. Now, Justin and his pals plan on provokling the Walmart riot by pushing against people and putting up signs that say “crazy, dirty deals on Blu Ray players, $30! Plus they got plenty of that good, cheap Chinese stuff.”

…you missed another history making moment..Jeff Dowder’s pitch to get DNA from the Shroud of Turin and clone Jesus…

“How do you tell Jesus he not smoke no owl. He Jesus. He do what he want.”–Dowder

Wednesday, October 27, 1999
“Get Me a Cup of Coffee!!” Larry Grover says that when you’re in a professional place of business, it’s customary for the receptionist to bring you coffee. Larry says that it’s the least they can do considering they will be automated out of a job in five years

Wednesday, October 27, 1999
“The Jesus Clone” Jeff has this wacky idea that if you use the DNA from the blood of Jesus that’s on the “Sheet of Turin” you can clone him! More than likely the clone with have some “Jesus-like” powers and if you don’t believe in him, God might put a lig

Wednesday, January 5, 2000
“Lucy Loves Me” Lloyd Bonifide wants to know “What ever happened to customer service?” after he caught a stripper named Lucy giving a table dance to another man.

Monday, January 17, 2000
“Looney Tunes Blows” Gay journalist Doug Danger criticizes the voice actors who have taken over Mel Blanc’s “Looney Tunes” characters.