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Middle school teacher Clara Bingham told Phil she is attempting to get a Harrry Potter display taken down in the schools library. “Its and issue of the sepersation of church and state” since the Harry Potter movies teach “black magic.” And of course with the issue of school bullying, that’s all we need. Some bullies with a knowledge of black magic bothering kids. Clara did however think black magic was involved when she saw this “pudgy white girl with braces having her books carried for her by a beautiful caucasian-Trinidad boy.”

Bob Green of Frazier Foods admits to Phil his stores were collection points for the US Navy Veterans Association, a charity scam that the Ohio attorney general alleges bilked “100 million dollars” out of the American people over the last 10 years. Bob says he is disgusted but holds “about 200,000 dollars in an account collected for this group.” Bob tells Phil he’s decided to use that money to buy product from his store to create gift baskets for Vets that people can purchase.  When Phil points out that Bob is buying from himself with money he got for free, Bob responds with “That’s a lot of clever talk.”

See, we got our shit completely together….

Tonight, Doug Dannger from the Orange County Courier reported to Phil that “according to my sources, Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies, has been so disgusted with the whole 10 year experience, he exposed himself to the crowd at last nights premiere of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” As Doug told it using a badly edited piece of tape, Radcliffe told the crowd he was sick of them, said “shake hands with this,” exposed himself and went into the theater.

                                            Rad

Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist, joined Phil in his second hour to talk about humans and their relationship with dogs. Margaret is a big “Dog Whisperer” fan and told Phil’s audience the Dog Whisperer says that letting a dog walk in front means you are allowing the dog to think it’s the pack leader and you’re “degrading the human race almost back to the jungle. For many of your callers Phil, the ‘Dog Whisperer’ is Michael Vick. Have a very pleasant and restful morning” Click.

“Oh baby what I wouldn’t give…..”

Our first guest this evening was Ray Burger from the Gay Power Trip bus tour currently making it’s way across the coutry. Ray explained that the purpose of the bus trip was to explain the “gay lifestyle” to middle schoolers (part of the presentation was the ‘gay kiss” episode of “Glee”) and to recruit as many as they could to “enhance their political power.” When told by a caller that being gay was no more a choice that being a Native-American Ray countered that “that guy from ‘Dances With Wolves’ was an honorary Indian!”

Following Ray was the esteemed Professor Don Micksa from the University of Washinton. Micksa was condemning a recent rash of student cheating at the University of Central Florida and was unhappy about the same thing happening in his class. The only problem was the cheating students in his class were turned in by ‘this Tea Partier who wears a three-cornered hat and puts up flyers around campus advertising Bush and his new book.” Micksa called the student an outsider and said he was messing with Micksa’s “tribe.” When it comes to turning in cheating students “I’ll do it thank you very much, not some rat punk messing with my people.”

Tonight our good friend Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center talked about the George Bush book tour and how it is “subverting” President Obama and allows Bush to “gleefully recall waterboarding people.” Dean said ordinarily he is opposed to book burnings but in this one case he’d be in favor. When asked what he thought about a video allegedly showing Obama bowing to the Saudi King, Dean said Obama was showing the King how short he actually could be and that there was nothing to fear or “he was checking to see if a shoe-lace was tied.”

Next up Bobby and Steve Dooley looked at an Italian study showing men who have regular and healthy sex live longer. Bobbie said that if it meant “our men can live longer than I am willing to provide that to them since they are always hitting on me anyway.” At the end of the bit Steve Dooley sounded as if he shouted “Mr Hendrie, help me” into the phone but when Phil asked Bobbie about it, all she’d say was that Steve wanted Phil to bring over some toilet paper if he was coming by after the show.

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