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Larry Grover from Conservatives of Kern County joined us for a discussion of Brett Favre and the controversy surrounding him allegedly texting a picture of his penis to a young female reporter. Larry told Phil and his audience that texting pictures of penises is something everyman does and is expected to do by every woman. If you’ve shared a ride to work or a lunch or a few family photos with a man you’ve basically given him the high sign to send you a picture of his thing. Next up was Margaret Grey from the Dicklin Syndicate discussing Courtney Cox and David Arquette’s seperation after 11 years of marriage. Since Cox is 7 years older than Arquette Margaret says they should be proud of the fact they lasted as long as they did. “After a few years a young man simply sees an old lady he has to hold up in traffic.”
November 26, 2001 “Golf Courtesy Of The Marines.” –Herb Sewell joins the show to talk about the need for the upgrading of Afghanistan. Afterall, golfers pay at a high tax rate
December 28, 2001–“Cyber Sex” –Steve Bosell is having the “best sex he ever had.” It’s cyber sex with a “woman” named “Bonemaster” til he finds out that wasn’t a woman at all…it was his neighbor Roy Hutchins.
June 24, 2005 “Get A Pair, Eat It Rare” –Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak “medium to medium well” is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.
June 24, 2005-“Mes’sican Scramble”–Chris Norton, a young pharmaceutical rep from Hermosa Beach, tells Phil that he and his friends are all “hot-looking, young professionals” who want to keep their beach for “hot-looking people only.” It’s tough, he says, “having a Mes-sican scramble and seeing some beast come down the bike path.”
November 15, 2005–“Unloaded Gun”–Lloyd Bonafide is on because once again he has got himself in trouble. He let his grandkids play with unloaded guns. A neighbor walked by and the kids pointed them at her and she fainted. Callers are furious that Lloyd would do such a thing, they believe the kids were way too young.Nouveau Tango-Accoustic Alchemy, Living in the USA-Steve Miller Band, Anything Anything-Dramarama, Moonlight Drive-The Doors, I’m Your Pusher-Ice T, Shae Your Money Maker-Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Nutshell-Alice In Chains, Killer Joe-Quincy Jones
Dean Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center kicked off the show tonight praising the One Nation Rally last week as far better attended than the Glenn Beck rally and showing that the American people support President Obama. Phil and the callers debated with Dean on the numbers but he said One Nation was bigger because half the people at the Beck rally were there for free T-shirts and coffee mugs. Dean claims someone saw Beck signing a womans ass with a felt tip pen. Next up was Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, commenting on a list of Halloween movies for children. While most seemed okay (a list from the website www.parentdish.com) there was one that was out of place, “E.T.” Doug says he told a woman from an Orange County parent-media group that E.T. was a science fiction, not a horror movie and she said “Thank you. Are there any other questions.” That was it for Doug. “She might as well have said ‘thanks queer but I’m not interested.'”
…all week long dealing with food poison. You think it would help eating a salad? Maybe….