As I said over on Twitter, I like Buffalo Bill by 7 over Buffalo Bob (It was much funnier on Twitter) the Cleveland Bears by, I guess, 7 over the Miami Bills, the Dallas, Texas team by 7 over the Houston Rockets, the New York Bills by 7 over the San Francisco Chargers who will lose by 4. Til next week, this is Joe Dickhead saying “Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.”
Margaret Grey, nationally syndicated columnist for the Dicklin Syndicate, joined Phil to discuss Elliot Spitzer and his new news show on CNN. 
Mr. Spitzer is a “martyr” according to Ms Grey, a martyr to “the cause of getting prostitution legalized.” When he was busted or otherwise found out buying hookers he was practicing “civil disobediance no different from Martin Luther King or Pro-Life people blockading clinics.” Margaret wrote what she calls an impassioned defense of the Spitzer show but instead, according to her, “the media chose to quote the whore who gladly took his money then mocked his prowess in bed.” Next up, Pastor William Rennick of Joyful Union Congregation discussed with Phil the Brett Favre case, a pro football player and married man alleged to have sent nude photos of himself to a female reporter and called her asking for a date. Pastor Rennick references Tiger Woods and says “you know full well if that penis were big and black, Katy bar the door. When I see Brett Favres’ penis on Wolf Blitzer or Bll O’Reilly then I’ll believe they’re prepared to do something about this guy sending dirty pictures through the US mails.”” said the Pastor (Note: The pictures were texted)
A picture of Secretariat
Long Live Big Brother
Tonight Jay Santos and Dave Oliva engaged in an on-air debate about what should be done to offset the loss of police services in the face of budget cuts for many cities. Mr. Oliva, an aspiring police officer, believes we should reduce the number of hours spent training police on how to “make scumbags more comfortable in the patrol car” and spend more money on billy sticks and tasers. Jay Santos believes he and his “auxiliary police” are the answer, deftly manuvering their way around the U.S. Consitution with their “three-step takedown and “dancing past a person in the doorway” to gain access to their home. The following hour it was the return of Reverand Dave Castorini’s Youth Ministry. 
The Reverand had $20,000 stolen from his church accounts by a young church assistant and fouind himself without the funds for a promised trip to Minnesota to open another youth church. He decided to sculpt a piece of art that he was sure would get paying customers to cough up enough money to make up for the shortfall: A blasphemous piece on The Virgin Mary. While Reverand Castorini says he is sorry and he’ll never do it again, he also says he does still get “walk up business to see the sculpture.”
Kanatha Grisvard
RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy warns that the man who saved little Elisa Cardenas from a rapist/kidnapper may have “dropped the DA’s case down a hole” by cutting the man off and stopping him. While RC says the man did a great thing, if they find he violated the kidnappers rights they may have to “put the little girl back in the guys truck and do the whole thing over again.” Later it was Bobbie and Steve Dooley in a bizarre hour about formal hgh school dances 
Dance the night away
and appropriate dresses for girls. Bobbie says that any girl wearing any dress that even hints at the possibility of a girls body being different from a boy’s is provoking the boy’s hormones. “Okay, your daughter can wear what she wants but we’ll need bowls of condoms throughout the gym.”
Leave something in a place you are sure you will find it, a place that seems logical at that moment. And then watch it all turn mysterious as you spend thirty minutes searching for it till you want to cry. Good luck!
amanda green
