Since we finished converting the 2004 archives into downloadable format last week, Alex moved onto 2003 this week. The Dec. 2003 archives have been converted, uploaded, and are now available for download! Cheers!
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David G. Hall joins Phil for a discussion of 911 calls and who should be allowed to call for things such as cold McDonald’s breakfasts or no running hot water. David proposes that he and other executives responsible for the jobs of thousands be able to gety a cop via 911 to McDonalds or Jack In The Box. 
“If my breakfast is ice cold and my blood sugar is rock bottom as a result, I fire people..hundreds of them.” During the interview David was bathing. “I think it’s reasonable to train firefighters not only for putting out fires but fixing water heaters and turning on water mains.” Then Art Griego was on to comment on Chesley Sullenberger and the forthcoming movie about his remarkable water-landing in 2009 of a US Airways jet with 155 people on board. “It was very good and certainly makes for great reading in book-form. But now he gets a movie deal and talks to Harrison Ford. It’s not that big of a deal.” Why? “I could have done it. I’ve just avoided flying into flocks of geese jy whole career. Excuse me. Re-do. Let me fly into some birds so I can get a movie.”
…..I’m still paying for it…and paying dearly almost 24 hours later…..Oh-Em-Gee
Read it and weep
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Bobbie Dooley is incredibly impressed but not surprised that as a way of memorializing her presidency of the Western estates Homeowners Association her husband Steve has carved into the hedge on their front lawn a topiary of her enhanced breasts.
Monday, July 24, 2000
Phil welcomes Dean Wheeler who feels that Tiger Woods recent victory will result in an increased danger for black people on golf courses. Phil Phact: Features the caller that almost strokes out. Phil talks about the fact his kids are half Jewish and attend a Catholic school.
Wednesday, May 4, 2005
Larry Grover is choosing to go to Hawaii with a new “TV actress” girlfriend for a golf week rather than attend his daughters volleyball tournament…….Donna calls in to scold Larry…….but thinks she’s listening to the Rusty Humphrey Show…Larry breaks into the song “Honolulu Baby”…Phil Phact revealed: In this hour we find it was actually Larry Grover, not Ted Bell, who said “I’d rather poke my eye out with a stick than look at you.”
Wednesday, January 4, 2006
Larry Grover is on with Phil to discuss his recent arrest. See what happens when he tells the listeners he tried to have an escort accompany him to a function. Mavis Leonard joins Phil to discuss Tookie Williams. She used to baby-sit him as a child.
Lines on my Face-Peter Frampton
Gonerrhea-Lil Wayne
Land of Confusion-Disturbed
Joey-Concrete Blonde
Indian Summer-Poco
God Moving Over the Face of The Water-Moby
Sure he’s funny. But when Phil’s off the air his tastes run toward history, true crime, documentaries of all kinds. Check out this twisted tale Phil was eyeballing on the tube
amanda green
The Rick Sanchez story was discussed by Phil and sponsor Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills this evening. In response to reports Sanchez disparaged Jewish people in the broadcast media, Ted told Phil there are just some things an employee cannot say. In fact Ted had to fire one waitress who dared say she supported Obama while Ted was in the building. He fired a bartender who had the bad taste to mention he was Roman Catholic to a customer. And he canned a valet who ran into the restaurant to tell Ted that Jughead of the Archie comics was “a homosexual.” He was wrong. It was new character Kevin Keller. 
Kevin Keller…..gay
Ted fired him too. The problem of texting in movie theaters was taken up by Citizen Auxiliary Police officer Jay Santos who told Phil and his listeners that his crew will be out and about at movie theaters this weekend making sure no one is using their phone to text disparaging comments about movies they are watching to friends waiting outside. Movie theater managers are cracking down on texting in the theater and Jay has seen some of the texts. “This movie smells like one of your fathers farts,” was one message allegedly texted by a mother to a ten year old daughter waiting outside. The purpose is to drive business away from the theater “for kicks.”
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