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I got a Charlie Horse in my left calf this afternoon that….

….almost had me crying, the pain was so intense. And those things you always make worse before you make them better because you always wind up moving your body to the wrong position to alleviate the pain. In my case today, I couldn’t flatten my foot on the floor so when I went to relax my leg and not force my foot down, the pain intensified. I was literally on the verge of tears until I located the spot on the back of my leg where the spasm was and started pounding my fist into it. Literally. I started punching the back of my calf and the pain began to ease. The only thing left of it now is soreness above my ankle, for some reason. That was the worst pain from one of those I’ve ever felt.

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Kat Stacks and Friends

I would have no problem driving right into the middle of this, get out of my car, go inside for a Big Gulp, come out, stand there staring at it while sucking on the straw and then get back into my car and drive out, slowly, staring at everyone including Kat and her ass so that Youg whatever-his-name-is sees me do it.

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Show Log For Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tonight, Rich Butler, a financial management guy in Boston who aspires to sail solo around the world, came on our show to apologize for saying he hoped Abby Sunderland drowned. Ms. Sunderland is the 16 year old girl who was attempting to be the youngest person to sail around the world solo before she hit rough seas near Australia. She is now awaiting rescue. Once Mr. Butler realized Ms. Sunderland was going to be okay, he came back on the show to say he didn’t mean the apology…he really did want her to drown because he wanted to be on “the Wheaties box” and not her. Later Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, joined the show to express his opinion that Helen Thomas was set-up. She was baited into saying those anti-semitic things by a Washington establishment that wanted to see her ruined. They wanted to stop her from publishing  a book on how she slept with Bush Sr., Reagan and Carter in exchange for giving them sound advice and being a good friend and confidante.

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Margeret Grey: “Abby Sunderland is believed to be ‘alive’ and ‘most likely floating’ in the Indian Ocean”

The engineer behind Abby Sunderland’s solo trip around the world says he believes the 16-year-old Thousand Oaks sailor is “alive” and “most likely floating” in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Isn’ that a comfort? If it were Jason Jay Delmonico I’d shit cement.

Speaking to a throng of reporters outside the family’s home, Jeff Casher said he spoke to her at 3:45 a.m. Thursday, then lost contact after she went to check on some equipment on her boat. About an hour later, she apparently activated her emergency beacons – devices that sent automatic alerts to the Coast Guard and her family.

Casher said the family is looking at five possible scenarios. They should have killed him, that is Mr. Casher; the boat’s mast came down, giving her no ability to sail the vessel; the keel hit something and possibly flipped the boat upside down; she may have broken an arm or leg while being whipsawed about in violent waters; some kind of thing that lives under sea rose up and ate her and the boat

“She set this off not because she lost communication, but because something else was wrong,” Casher said in a glorious example of stating the obvious. They had set very clear guidelines for when to activate emergency beacons – and losing communication alone was not enough, he blathered

Casher said the high school junior has the mental fitness to make it through this. Her brother, Zac, made a solo trip around the world when he was 17. Casher himself has entered toy boats in pond races.

La-me-sunderland11-new Abby Sunderland apparently was a little rattled when the boat’s motor wouldn’t work Thursday morning. No shit. But, Casher said, “The moment the engine started, she was her same old self – perky and tough.… She’s just as tough, or tougher, as most of the cruisers we’ve met.” Well, I think we’re all mentally tough when things go well. When they don’t, we worry. If we’re at sea with a boat motor that doesn’t work, we stain ourselves.

The family is hopeful that a Qantas Airbus, commissioned by the Australian government, will be able to spot her at daylight – about 10 or 11 p.m. Pacific time. Right about now, in other words…

Water temperatures are about 54 or 55 degrees, Cash said, describing it as cold, but survivable. Sunderland had equipment on board to survive a crisis, including a dry suit, life boat and three bopttles of Gordon’s Gin.

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Chris Norton asks:…”Do you bleash it?”

Chris Norton says: “A lotta people ass me wha’ is b***hole bleashing? Okay, fair enuff. I know a lotta people don’t get out mush. In the ‘dult film business there’s a lotta bleashing goin’ on. Because of the ac’resses that have to show it. There lotta bleashes you can buy but my favorite is Sess Bleash whish is particular made for those of us who work in tha’ ‘dult film business. Sess is my business and projec’ing my sessuality and sessual energy is what is it are about. Thas’ why I use Sess Bleash…nashurlly”

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Tonight’s Show Material

06-10-10 stories and audio
CHARACTER // OPEN // CHARACTER
TV ratings: ‘SYTYCD’ leads, Stanley Cup strong for NBC Wednesday
The Ten Best Cigars (and the Scotch to pair them with)
*Hispanics flee Arizona ahead of immigration law
Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding
*Officials: Taliban executes boy, 7, for spying
I’m Under Arrest for What? Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws
*Louisiana leaders want Gulf drilling to resume
‘A-Team’ a remake  That’s’ idiotic’ says director
U.S. Moves Toward ‘Majority Minority’
*Boats, ships scramble to reach teen drifting in Indian Ocean
Outraged Lawmakers Move to Block ‘Murderabilia’ Sales
Report: More Teen Runaways Blame Bad Economy
*Clyburn wants feds to probe SC Senate candidate Greene, an unemployed man accused of obscenity charges
NCAA sanctions could cost USC millions
Study: Violent games ‘harmless for vast majority’
Ambah Young, 18, will have cosmetic surgery to feel young again
Police: Van der Sloot Took Coffee Break by Corpse
Army: Bodies misidentified, misplaced at Arlington
Barack Obama Was Maybe in a Rap Video, But Then He Wasn’t
It’s Official: Tom Cruise Making Les Grossman Film
Unusual Job Seeker Tactics That Worked
The 10 Most and Least Stressful Jobs of 2010
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