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Episode #144: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Phil offered the opinion that “we are drowning in bullshit” in the world today and that the only real honesty being offered is by hip-hop and deathcore metal artists. General Shaw thought it was called “Hibbob”, named after a tribe of nomadic Arabs. Brass Villenueva and Harvey Weirman discussed the Redskin patent story with Brass saying since he couldn’t get Taco Bell to change their recipes and couldn’t get anyone to care that California used to be part of Mexico that he was “throwing in with the Indians.” Margaret said that what Phil was talking about was “boogied up.” She said she didn’t mean it racially. She meant that what Phil was talking about sounded the way people dance “in certain parts of town, like they’re having a seizure.” Wade Belko, a new sponsor that sells “all things plastic and rubber for the car and the bedroom,” demanded his money back when General Shaw butchered the copy for his commercial. When he tried reading it himself the music drowned him out and he demanded his money back. Phil butchered up a new “travelogue” segment by forgetting to call his friend Lauren who is traveling through Baltimore….

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Episode #143: The New Phil Hendrie Show

The show started with another discussion of the “white middle class male listeners” Phil has who are turned off by hip-hop. Phil said that you can’t sit around your garage playing “Pipeline” forever. Margaret spotted the same woman she saw yesterday morning on The Word network who seemed to have “overly developed lower jaw muscles.” Speculation then veered, offensively so, into whether any of the women on screen “gobbed” or “coned.” The show’s panel had Cliff King, horse trainer, back on to recap the Triple Crown and it turned into a cluster fuck as Cliff exhibited signs of serious dementia on the one hand and indications he was just goofing everyone with his “I’ll break a metal pole over my head and I’m 77 years old” act. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talked about water safety this summer, especially in the ocean. The oceans power, says Jay, can “humiliate, exploit and manipulate a person. It can almost drown you and then toss you onto the shore like you’re nothing, with your pants pulled down and your butt in the breeze.”

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Episode #142: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Phil and the crew kicked off talking about the Bee Gees’ song “I Gotta Get A Message To You” and a version of it by The Soldiers which no one had heard except Phil. The suspicion around that melted into Margaret rummaging through her purse looking for a White Owl. Phil talked about his trip to Vegas and his visit with his cousins. He also gave some family history and ripped into Bud yet again for calling their home country “Cananada.” Margaret remarked on how handsome a priest on TV was and the General chastised her for “wanting to hump the bones of a priest.” Margaret asked Phil if he thought the man (whispering it) “was gay.” Dr. Ed Elcott guested and recapped his appearance on the show last Friday. Jeff Dowdder was interviewed as to his knowledge of “Dr. Fredrickson’s last moments.” The doctor, one of the founders of Elcott-The Next Step, was thrown from a box car near the trestles at Jalama Beach north of Santa Barbara.

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Episode #141: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Dr. Elcott, doctor of divinity at the Northern California Holistic Center, guest hosts the podcast today. Phil and the usual panel return on Monday!

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Episode #140: The New Phil Hendrie Show

General Gaylen Shaw guest hosts and talks to Lloyd Bonafide, who’s about senile, about the old days…

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Episode #139: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Margaret Grey hosts for the vacationing Phil and quickly finds out that Frank is even more mental than she thought!

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Episode #138: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Robert Green from Frazier Foods came on to yet again defend Donald Sterling, who has backed out of a proposed 1 billion dollar sale of the Clippers to Steve Ballmer. Bob was also hosting a coffee at his Anaheim Hills home to show off an F-15 fighter jet he’s purchased for business travel…just himself and his pilot. As the jet flies over Bob points out the lettering on the side: “The Bob Green Bat Out Of Hell Express.” Phil complained about iTunes classification of music and proffered the opinion that iTunes wouldn’t know music even if Steve Jobs came back from the dead and Phil held a loaded shot gun to his “testiculars.” General Shaw shared that once he joined the military he renounced his belief in God so he could become a “ravaging, pillaging, blood-lusting killer.” That lasted a day and he then went back to his belief in God. That prompted an argument with Robert about paganism and witchcraft…Phil then talked about the movie “Black Robe” that had a little person who was an Indian shaman priest…

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Episode #137: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Margaret and Phil discuss Margaret singing an operatic scale to Judas Priest while she also battles acid reflux with the odd belch…Phil mentions that purchasing a BSP allows the listener to experience not just the show’s highs, but also moments of abject, suicidal depression….Robert and Margaret get into an insult festival with Margaret calling Robert an “apple polisher” and Robert saying Margaret is “an ass-licker, licking up one cheek, licking a little of the crack, and then licking down the other cheek.” General Shaw thought he came up with a really cool word, “bull-oney”, combining bull and baloney….Phil said it wasn’t “all that groovy a word.” The General then said Phil was using “fancy words like groovy” because he thought he was G-Eazy. Larry Grover and David G. Hall guested…..

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Episode #136: The New Phil Hendrie Show

Frank Grey joined the show to talk about The Delmonico with Margaret and whether or not “she is at risk from the slut teachers at her school. Especially that Ms. Smith. He’d love to shove her face in it.” The General and Ms Grey argued over a cheesy joke the General cracked. There was a story about a man that drove cross country with a corpse and the General said he does that once a year with his wife Patsy when they go visit their kids…and he followed that with a “ha ha ha”… Phil said you can take Slenderman and pound him sideways because it’s all about how psychotic the kid is. Having a lawyer on to talk about how the kid is going to plead is beside the point; it’s about how mental the kid is. And then General Shaw said Phil talks too much…

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Episode #135: The New Phil Hendrie Show

General Shaw gets angry at Phil when Phil dismisses his questions about the band Opeth and Slenderman and the Middle East… Margeret accuses Phil of “licking ass on the whole black race…” which prompts a round of racial and ethnic jokes… Bud gets his ass kicked when he jokes about Phil and Robert (makes “cone gobbing” noises), and then gets pissed when Margaret “blows” the punch line to a joke… Bob Bakian’s incomprehensible traffic reports are defended by David G. Hall who has actually sold commercial time in them (one sponsor is “Back-Of-The-Ass Ford” in Back-Of-The-Ass, CA). Mavis Leonard came on the show to talk about the perception that Phil’s “IQ was doing a spontaneous drop” when he started doing a stutter-babble. It was all resolved when Mavis said she heard the exact same thing in the Lucky supermarket. “It was a man speaking Chinese.” Phil also discusses the one-man show coming up tomorrow night and rehearses a bit of it…

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