Austin Amarka

Phil’s pitching the website, signing up BSPs. How? A couple of classics. From December 1999, RC Collins raves about the explosions he saw on TV.

Austin Amarka from the organization "Don't Mess with Texas" joins the program to discuss the execution fiestas he throws every time someone is put down. from May 2001.(0:27:45)

After the fall of ENRON, Austin has moved his family out of the Lone Star State to California to get his young daughter in a certain adult magazine! from January 2002.(0:02:25)

Phil takes a hilarious shot at his detractors with Austin Amarka as a show guest who's still pissed after three years that Hendrie took over some other guy's old timeslot. Includes [...]

On March 21st, Austin Amarka will attempt to set a world record by canoeing from Los Angeles to New York!(0:29:00)

Austin doesn't understand why dogs can't shoot pool or smoke cigars.(0:05:16)

Mr. Amarka explains to an irate caller like "Quick-Draw McGraw" we need to teach little kids how to use a gun correctly!(0:08:43)

Austin Amarka talks about the disappearance of four women in Yosemite, he thinks people are overreacting. from July 1999.(0:11:28)

Austin Amarka joins the program to tell his amazing life story on how he was miraculously cured of mental retardation. Featuring an appearance by Margaret Gray.(1:00:06)

Austin says throwing cotton balls at child or whipping them with a silk scarf reinforces life lessons and should not be considered child abuse. from September 1999.(0:32:48)