Austin Amarka

Phil’s pitching the website, signing up BSPs. How? A couple of classics. From December 1999, RC Collins raves about the explosions he saw on TV.

Austin Amarka is embarrassed that his fiancée will not take his last name of "Amarka." Austin says she is passing up a key to living like a princess. from KFI.(0:32:41)

Baseball Coach Austin Amarka was recently suspended for sniffing girls underwear, he claims it wasn't for pleasure.(0:26:59)

Austin Amarca talks about "Camp Troubled Eagle" where he trains children in how to recognize perverts and predators. from July 2005.(0:34:15)

White supremacist Austin Amarka is upset because a black guy smoked him in a scrabble tournament. from September 1999.(0:19:34)

Austin doesn't understand basketball, he says that is a stupid game that doesn't make any sense. from KFI.(0:07:54)

After Phil discusses the $3,000 earrings he bought his wife and and the 1.4 million dollar house he just bought, Austin says he's offended by Phil's repeated boasts of his wealth. [...]

Austin Amarka from the organization "Don't Mess with Texas" joins the program to discuss the execution fiestas he throws every time someone is put down. from May 2001.(0:27:45)

After the fall of ENRON, Austin has moved his family out of the Lone Star State to California to get his young daughter in a certain adult magazine! from January 2002.(0:02:25)

Phil takes a hilarious shot at his detractors with Austin Amarka as a show guest who's still pissed after three years that Hendrie took over some other guy's old timeslot. Includes [...]