Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Lloyd Bonafide has hired by the Alhambra Police Department to issue warnings to any driver he suspects of being an asshole.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Lloyd Bonafide has another property line dispute with a neighbor. He sings the song “Fire” in tribute to how he solved it.

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Electric Butterknife

Darby Lloyd Raines (an early version of Lloyd Bonafide) disciplines his grandkids for playing too much Nintendo64 by jolting their hands in the wall socket.(0:31:45)

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Bone Collector

Lloyd Bonifide found a human skull in his backyard while building a wall, he's afraid to call the police because he has an unpaid speeding ticket. from KFI.(0:33:41)

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King of Splash Mountain

Lloyd Bonifide feels he was unfairly treated after being escorted by security out of Disneyland after merely disciplining a couple of vulgar teenagers. from May 1997.(0:31:00)

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Tailhook Scandal

Lloyd explains that he was one of the alleged victims of a Talkhook scandal. Lloyd says the "Globe and Anchor" he received from his Navy buddies was not unwanted, and that next [...]

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Stop Grinning!

Lloyd Bonafide thinks that the images of Terry Schiavo on TV are disturbing because they show the comatose woman "grinning like she just hit the lottery" from February 2005.(0:38:21)

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Veterans Day Discount

Lloyd Bonifide is on the line picketing a coffee shop in Alhambra because they didn't give him a 10% veterans day discount for an omelet. from November 1999.(0:04:49)

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Damn French Poodle!

Lloyd was recently sited by the police for a cruelty to animals charge. Lloyd was distressed about the recent news that some Marines were killed in Iraq and at the same time his [...]

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