Not Waiting In Line!

Ted is furious with the airport's expectations on arriving early for flights. He feels that people who make the amount of money that he does should simply be able to show their [...]

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Car Farts

Ted Bell is upset at his nephew for farting in his brand high performance vehicle.(0:10:57)

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Relax Tiger Woods

Ted Bell thinks it'd only be fair if Tiger Woods won "a little less often". from March 2000.(0:19:21)

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Weekend with Underage Girl

Ted Bell of "Ted's of Beverly Hills" simply can't understand why anybody would object to the fact that he's dating his employee's 16-year old daughter.(0:24:12)

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Traveling to Space

Ted Bell says that the average person will never travel to space because they don't have the cash to underwrite the mission. from April 2001.(0:36:47)

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Diorama Kids

Ted Bell has an idea for his new Beverly Hills Children's Museum: he wants parents of dead children to donate their kids' bodies to the museum, where they will be stuffed, mounted, [...]

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Ride in My BMW

In an effort to raise money for his restaurant, Ted Bell offers to drive people around in his BMW for $200 an hour.(0:29:47)

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Microsoft!

Ted is pissed off that since he invented wrapping foil around the baked potato and now every other restaurant now copies him!(0:02:11)

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