Dot Com Revenge

Ted Bell thinks he's helping his country by hiring a bunch of out of work dot commers to bus tables and wash dishes at his restaurant.(0:28:58)

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Superbowl Package

Ted Bell is on the air promoting a Superbowl Package, for $400 he will provide transportation, food, tickets and accommodations to the big game.(0:28:45)

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God Made Me�Ted Bell!

The caller wants him to shove a baked potato up his butt, a steak knife in his ass cheek and just go to hell where he belongs! Ted bans her from the restaurant forever! All this [...]

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Ted Bell’s Salad Bar

Ted Bell says he'll stand over his "All you can eat" salad bar and tell his customers they are looking a little overweight, a customer named Clara Bingham calls in to complain.(0:28:21)

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Ted vs. The Rich Chick

While Ted is tossing his opinion on how lame people act when they suddenly come into a lot of money, a "Rich Bitch" calls in to let Ted know he sounds just as lame…Ted [...]

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Headsets Are For Retards

Ted Bell is afraid people will think he's crazy if he wears a headset on his cell phone while driving. from November 2003.(0:37:05)

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Fire: The Book

Ted Bell is publishing a coffee table book that will honor the challenges firefighters face everyday.(0:18:42)

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