Bitchin’ Camaro

Ted Bell says that when you drive behind a high performance vehicle on the freeway you've gotta show some respect and get out of the way!! from KFI.(0:35:47)

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Do You Know Your Kids Password?

Ted Bell says that until he can get ahold of his son's PASSWORD, he will never be able to control his kid. Afterall, a password is a key to a childs domain! from July 2003.(0:31:16)

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T-Bell Gets A Speeding Ticket

Ted Bell says he got a speeding ticket from an overzealous cop who didn't care he was on his way to an important schoolbook funding meeting. from KFI.(0:35:42)

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Merlot…Wine Or Magician

Normally Ted Bell doesn't like to interfere with the content of the show, but Phil talking about the expensive price of gas has caused a lot of problems for Ted Bell's business [...]

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Ted’s Classy Ladies

Ted Bell announces the "Ted's Of Beverly Hills Classy Ladies" emporium that will have under one roof: a place for Dad to relax to adult dancers and a place for Mom and the kids to [...]

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Know Who You’re Dealing With

Ted Bell just wanted to get a couple cartridges for his printer from Staples, is it fair to make him wait in line? from September 1999.(0:41:46)

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Jaywalker

Ted Bell tried to bribe a cop who was giving him a ticket for jaywalking. from KFI.(0:30:51)

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Ted’s Halloween Cripples

Ted Bell has been kind enough to turn his Steak House into a Terror House on Halloween night, however he's worried about what might happen if any physically challenged children [...]

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Not Waiting In Line!

Ted is furious with the airport's expectations on arriving early for flights. He feels that people who make the amount of money that he does should simply be able to show their [...]

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