Category: Phil Pheed

Holding a Marlboro

The panel discussed the one man show tonight with Margaret running down her show numbers. Ted Bell also came on board to talk about his show open. Ted mentioned the “thinly sliced pork roast” at Ted’s which had Margaret immediately thinking it was a slam on her love of “light ham.”

President Obama’s speech was debated by Larry Grover for the right and Jack Armstrong for the left. Grover thought Obama’s speech was an entre to ISIS holding his head in front of a camera with Larry staring back and the hand that holds his head “also holding a Marlboro. That’s some disrespect.”

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August Selsen restrained by police during Saturdays show

Phil and the crew brought on August Selsen this morning from the North Camarillo facility to talk about his psychotic break on the BSP show Saturday….

And it was Pastor William Rennick discussing a recent trip to China where he “passed up the opportunity to pick a lot of pockets” when his sermon put everyone to sleep

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It’s the Saturday BSP-only show, featuring sex expert August Selsen, who relates a series of events from the past week that reveal all is sure not what he thought it was…

Don Berman has insulted and harassed a disabled woman so he needs a face and career-saving idea. The answer: hosting a beauty pageant for disabled women. From September 2003.

 

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Bill Nugan, Mavis’ driver this morning, getting her breakfast

Kicking things off was talk of the Scottish independance vote and what it all meant which no one understood or cared about. Conversation was more about “What is large curd cottage cheese” and “Phil needs to pull one of Margaret’s tampons out of the studio toilet…”

Mavis Leonard came on to comment on the NFL domestic abuse scandals as she was being driven to the funeral of her late pinochle partner Ella Saban. She also was bugging her driver to “pull it up” at a McDonalds so she could get a quarter pounder with cheese. Ted Bell also got in on the discussion. But the segment went all wrong when Margaret went through the phone on Ted and knocked his “buck tooth bridge” out of his mouth