Category: Phil Pheed

 RC Collins gears up for paintball training as part of Bradley combat training

                 With our brother Darragh, 1962

Margaret started the show with another suspicious addition to the Filth File. “If someone says ‘go gargle’ and it leaves the opportunity for a filthy addenum as in ‘go gargle with you-know-what..'”

General Shaw gets jealous of Margaret’s attention toward Geraldo Rivera. “That guy Rivera looks like some chump running a coffee bar, looks like a Mustache Pete.”

Phil brought on Dean Wheeler who claimed to be able to smile through anything, referencing what he and Phil thought were “odious comments” by Joe the Plumber. In fact Dean smiled his way through his second wife sleeping with a friend of his and that guy adopting “the Chinese twins.”

Be sure to grab an All-Access BSP and call in tomorrow morning for a Customer Appreciation Month gift. And check in Friday morning for the grand Customer Appreciation Month prize, VIP tickets to Phil’s One Man Show at the Hollywood Improv June 5…. 

                      Phil ran his car into a ditch around 1976

General Shaw wanted to know what happened to the “Allman Skynyrd” band. Phil talked about driving his car into a ditch….Art Griego returns to kick around the notion that the pilot of Malaysia 370 had his head “wedged.” Ran out of gas, wrong direction, plane crashes in a part of the world no one knows anything about….

                 Billy Bobson looks just like Archduke Ferdinand says Justin McElroy

Phil and the gang talk about war documentaries on this Memorial Day with Justin McElroy and Steve Bosell. Bosell wonders why there isn’t any “footage” of the Civil War and the Franco-Prussian War and Justin talks about producing a “re-enactment” of World War 1 using the students of LA Canyon High School including “Billy Bobson who plays Archduke ‘Ferdninand’ because he’s fat and owns a fake mustache.”

                     Phil’s in San Diego this weekend

                                               Mr. Cuban

Phil and the gang talked about Mark Cubans comments concerning his bigotry toward “black kids in hoodies.” The show started off with Iggy Azalea’s “Work” and Margaret wanted to know if Ms. Azalea was white. When told she was, Margaret got confused. 

The crew mentioned that even Phil would look scary at night wearing a hoodie. “Phil you’d look like a large lumbering thing in the night,” Margaret said.

By the way we will have a show Memorial Day!

 

                             Phil crapped all over Arbitron this morning because he could

The morning starts with Phil bagging on Arbitron, the traditional rating service for radio because of what he calls their faulty methodology and fraud-like control its had over the industry. Phil mentioned Sean Hannity’s criticism of audience measurement without being able to talk about Arbitron because the money he’s made has backed up into brain “like that one guy had semen backed up into his brain in Resevoir Dogs,” said Bud.

Margaret Grey reveals that if she neck and finger wiggles too much her neck and voice box get paralyzed…

Jack Armstrong, liberal blogger, joined the program to discuss countering the right wing climate deniers but hung up with a couple of minutes because Phil laughed at something he said…

Speaking of that, Don Berman talked about “his friend Pat Sajak” and Sajaks tweet about “global warming alarmists.” Don respects Pat but thinks “he may have dived into an emptyn swimming pool at some point in his life.”

Short show today as Phil travels to the legendary ville of Tarzana for tax man talks. General Shaw wept as he talked about putting his mother in a nursing facility. The General chose the place that had the best Sunday ice cream social for the old folks. A place that had the old folks bumping into each other eating ice cream was rejecetd. The General also talked about the wool jock straps his mother used to knit him. 

Later discussions with Larry Grover about the Tea Party had General Shaw so pissed off her traveled to Larry’s house disguised as a pizza delivery man and beat the shit out of him!

                                                Crawling thieves?

Phil and the crew talked with Frank Grey about a suit brought by the band Spirit against Led Zeppelin for, they claim, lifting a guitar line for “Stairway to Heaven” from one of their songs…

Meanwhile Bob Green came on to defend Donald Sterling once again saying the players dare not strike if Sterling has not been moved out. Sterling pays them a lot of money and that “buys a lot of gold teeth.”

General Shaw talks about the dumbest Presidents he ever served under. He talks about the briefings that led up to the invasion of Grenada