Category: Phil Pheed

From May 2000, Rudy Canosa thinks the Pope’s backed up…

                       Cliff King after a recent workout

Long time horse trainer Cliff King made an appearance this morning from Los Alamitos, CA and talked to Phil about “being 72 and walking the streets of Los Alamitos where everyone’s my friend.” To impress a young waitress at “Egg’s N’ Things” he starts bending the metal legs of chairs across his forehead…

Raj Feneen’s son Todd was out of control during a segment on the Sultan of Brunei, calling Phil and General Shaw “callah-booloo” which Raj said was Arabic for “dick licker.”

                                                   

The crew introduced Bob Green talking about paying Donald Sterlings fine (and mentioning an unfortunate incident where one of his partner grocers was loading in watermelon and talked about “coon hunting” in Mississippi.

And Doug Dannger came on to talk about “the Oscar buzz around “Rick Santini’s performance” as Godzilla” in the new action “bio pic.” 

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nuclear weapons?

                                                  Casey’s safe and sound

The crew started talking about climate change but naturally it all got personal for Bud who worried about an asteroid hitting the Earth and Margaret feeling she’s being disrespected (“Don’t wag your fingerr at me like you’re the overseer and I’m in the field and you want me to report to the Master in the house”)

Also talk about Casey Kasem was front and center featuring Don Berman from Channel 19 news and his favorable opinion of Jean Kasem based on “the pair on her.” The panel also talked about how Casey Kasem is getting sympathy but a babbler like Sterling runs his mouth and “people want to hang him from a rafter in the garage”

The end of the show went straight to hell with Rudy Canosa, General Shaw and Ms. Grey arguing over the proprietary right to sing “Brickhouse” by the Commodores. Margaret, naturally, won and related to the crew that she sang the “Brick-Owww-se” part as if Frank “had mistakenly tried the wrong entry and I’m going ‘Ow, Frank!'” 

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                    Steve Bosell worries his wife will see this sign as a command

The show began with General Shaw talking about Tucker Carlson and his bow tie wandering the streets of Chicago “like some bleached out brother selling Mohammed Speaks.” Phil then told the true story of white FBI agents in the ’40’s trying to infiltrate the Nation of Islam by wearing “face paint” to darken their skin.

Steve Bosell of Corona, Ca. was worried about the Margaret Grey Filth File leading to “traditional wives who follow the Bill O’Reilly ethic” doing as they are told and making a hard turn onto any road that says its leading to “Boner Ranch” or “Big Bone Lick Park.”

Dr. Ron Tarner discussed global climate change and how its tough to explain to the average lay person. He went on to talk about how climate change could mean someday a hole in reality leading to a “land of twinkling lights.”

                                 Chuck Barkely gave Bob Green ammunition

This morning Phil and the panel opened the show with a discussion of economic bubbles which initially was misunderstood by Bud as “Bubbles the Chimp.” He couldn’t figure out why Phil went to Merrill Lynch to talk about a monkey act…

Bob Green and David G. Hall tried to crash the show with blather about how what Sterling did wasn’t as bad as Charles Barkely making fun of fat women

Mavis Leonard worried about the missing “Casey Casey” while she monitored a student of hers, John ‘the Penguin’ Brown, playing a harpsichord recital