Category: Phil Pheed

                   Mavis Leonard sang ‘Slinky on my trail’

Jeff Dowdder, a part time professor of mechanical physics and base jumper, talked with Phil about the guys that base jumped from the top of the new Freedom Tower in NYC back in September and who have just now been arrested for it. Dowdder said the freedom you feel with the wind flowing up your pant leg is what its all about. General Shaw countered by saying heaven help the man who is coming down in a parachute “feeling all free and breezy and he doesn’t notice a baby in a bassinet sucking on a bottle and looking in wonder at the world around him and this lover lands on top of the kid with a sickening squish sound!” Vernon Dozier thinks the Chinese have got some pair on them demanding all kinds of info from the Malaysians. Dozier sent two buddies of his who are down there on construction jobs into the press conference to ask the question “‘Scuse me, ‘scuse me. When are you bowl haircuts going to climb off everyones back.” Mavis Leonard reported on the Oscar Pistorius trial, telling Phil she’s been so unnerved by it she’s had nightmares about a guy with two Slinky’s for legs chasing her. She also sang a blues song about the Slinky called “Slinky on my trail.”

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            Harris Ranch Airport, Coalinga, Ca.         

Phil started the show talking about something he ate over the weekend and the effect it was having on his stomach. This naturally evolved into a discussion of Margaret’s Old Spice-smelling farts. Art Griego was scheduled to talk about Flight 370 but he received word that his daughter and ‘some bum’ stole an airplane Art was servicing and flew it as far north as ‘that ranch with the restaurant off of I-5 that sells the blooming onion.’ There, in some motel, they scored meth and snorted it off of the hood of the dealers truck. It turned out Arts daughter turned both the ‘bum’ and the dealer onto the meth, neither having tried it before. Herb Sewell commented on an oil spill in Galveston Bay, saying there need to be tighter rules regulating the “half-wits and unreconstructed nincompoops” that pilot ship’s through there. Bob Bakian angered Phil by apparently saying before the broadcast for the crew to “keep that cheese dick Hendrie off my back. And, of course, Phil started screaming about the ‘audio-processing’ on the show again.

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…..slap in the Bluetooth in the car…….

“I need to find this episode with Chris Norton having a discussion on his uncircumsized penis and how women love it and that’s an Asian sexual tradition or something, it was hilarious. I was laughing and now I can’t find it.”

                                               Prime Minister of Turkey?

In a controversial move that created friction within show staff, the Phil Hendrie Show purchased the broadcast rights to the Devil f*cking Fred Phelps, minus lube, and aired the event this morning on the show…. The existence of an animal known as “the traveling squirrel” was discussed by Steve Bosell, Phil Hendrie and Guy Barton. Barton had written a siong called “Traveling Squirrel” “23 days before Ricky Nelson wrote ‘Traveling Man'” he said. Phil ripped people that were criticizing coverage of the Malaysia Air tragedy saying he only hoped they lost kids to an air disaster someday. Curt Queedy and Guy Barton discussed Turkey banning Twitter and at one point General Shaw thought the Prime Minister of Turkey was the same guy that “gave it to William Hayes in ‘Midnight Express.’ On the Bobbie Dooley podcast, Steve morphs into ‘The Fly” and attacks Bobbie and Gene Wiffner

        This map clearly shows the Indian Ocean connecting to the Pacific Ocean

 

Todays guests included Art Greigo and Harvey Weirman arguing over Art’s contention that the Indian Ocean should be called the Pacific Ocean since “its all one big ocean anyway,” Steve Bosell on the humiliation he felt watching some “punk 16 year old kid climb the new World Trace Center while I bid a job there and had to turn it down because it involved working on floors higher than the fourth and I have a fear of heights,” Bobbie Dooley’s Podcast featuring Bobbie and Steve discussing her ass and how it isn’t “board flat but has a slight pooch,” and Chris Nortons new film “Bun of Flame” a followup to his “pro-ams, ‘Rick Steele, Man of Wonder,’ ‘Kitten On the Run,’ and ‘Wild and Free in Her Hills.’ Sorry about the late posting today but it was unavoidable due to a bad file. It will be up within the half hour. Thank you.

     Yoga instructor Bakhtivedanta preparing to leave on the SS Youtoo bound for Calcutta

Russia and the Ukraine were up for discussion on the show but not before the crew talked about how amazing it was that Margarets farts smelled like Old Spice. Larry Grover started to discuss the Ukraine/Crimea situation and then his mother Gloria got on the extension and the whole thing went to hell with Larry explaining, yet again, that he wasn’t circumcisied and therefore aquired the nickname “missile dick”…..from his own mother! Dean Wheeler was going to comment on Malaysia Air but was in the middle of a garden party for departing yoga teacher Bakhtivedanta who had “taken a job as a sea cook and was leaving presently for Calcutta on the next frieghter out of San Francisco harbor.” General Shaw got into a “vat” of cottage cheese and was talking with his mouth full for the entire show

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