Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, wants his employees eating “American lunches” which are, according to Bob, cold. Not those European style hot lunches, which sissies and weaklings eat.
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Episode 210 “Pure Urine” is Now Available!
Construction contractor Steve Bosell tries to convince the owners of a public pool that, even though he willingly and purposefully peed in the pool, it’s OK because he eats broccolli and a lot of other healthy stuff so he has very “pure urine”.
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Episode 209 “Liquid Butter” is Now Available!
Bobbie Dooley waves the liquid butter in husband Steve’s face…and there’s no reaction! Is Steve addicted to Britney Spears’ music? Is Britney kiddie porn? And what’s this got to do with Britney needing the ladies room?
Without a BSP you never really know the freeing breeze one feels through a tear in the rear of ones slacks…
See y’all next week!
26 year old Jack Nicholson with Boris Karloff plus a weird but highly praised man-hunting-man movie. And starting the evening something about an artist who hates bad reviews so he drills people. With a drill. Real abstract.
We Get Letters….
We receive a great many e-mails. Got this one this morning from a long time fan and wanted to share it because beside the ‘lingo’ being amusing something else is evident that is sort of standard with these guys: He wants us to believe he ‘represents’ a lot of people which he does not. It’s just him being upset and not wanting to give away the fact he only represents two…. Himself and his dick.
The e-mail is also clearly a threat. Here it is below:
“This is nothing racist my man, but I’ve been trying to get a couple of my friends at the office into you and this @#$-%-er music you’re pulling out for the preshow every night ain’t exactly making it easy…I think they might be getting the wrong idea, if you know what I mean.
Remember what color your own skin is and let’s be a bit more respectful of your target demographics and you’ll be just fine. I know you don’t want to lose us 😉
Take care of yourself, padna!
– Big Daddy”
Blow it out your ass Big Daddy
A Classic Jay Santos Is On PhilTV Right Now…the Helmet Cam and Peeping Toms!
…and you don’t have no BSP?
