Category: Phil Pheed

    Did Mavis Go Too Far Dropping Witch Hzael In Her Employers Underwear?

Mavis Leonard was on briefly to talk about Jackie Robinson breaking the color line and how she, as a teenage girl doing laundry for a white woman in South Carolina, decided she too would officially “break the color line” at her job. When her employer looked at her as if she were crazy, Mavis put witch hazel in the womans panties and then followed her arouind with a Brownie 8 movie camera filming the woman “having to reach up there and itch.”

Jeff Dowdder discussed the jump from 127,000 feet made last year by Felix Baumgartner and how long it took for him to reach the earth. Jeff wants to break the record by weighting down the next guy. It won’t be him. He’s afraid of heights. 

Margaret sang “You Only Live Twice” worse than Nancy Sinatra, who Margaret said sang it so bad ‘future generations will never unserstand.’

Other weirdness

             It’s Bobbie Dooley with mega-talent Craig Bierko 

 Doug Dannger pops a wheelie last night in Cambria

Doug Dannger, on his way to a film festival in Cambria, runs into mechanical problems with his brothers Harley and spends the hour bitching at the gas station attendant about how bad a job he’s doing repairing the bike and making fun of the guys name at the same time (Ward)

RC Collins, his buddy Watson and RC’s dad, Chris Collins, all join Phil to discuss the progress RC is making at Bradley Military Academy. Unfortunately, RC’s dad is scoping out underage girls as they’re walking by. Meantime, Watson keeps talking about wanting to “rip off Michael Meyers head and crap down his neck.”

Dean Wheeler is getting more and more jealous and crazy over his wife Emerelda and her new singing career. Dean is also micro-managing her singing style and is particularly offended by her “fondling the mic stand as if to say ‘I wish I had one this long.’

photo by michael kapusta

Bobbie Dooley guest hosted. She discussed her cat being sat on by a “cat sitter.” Bobbie also debated a caller concerning Western Estates rules that prohibit big noses but allow magazines like “Swank” and “High Society” at the pool.

can you handle the truth?

Chris D’Elia (Italian) and Phil Hendrie (Scotch-Irish)

photo by michael kapusta

          “A head on top of a boom box with wheels”

Phil and the panel discussed the Texas story of two escaped inmates wiith retired US Marshall Darren Hoyt. Hoyt had a similar case tracking two inmates that had escaped jail by distracting a guard with a magic trick. Hoyt recaptured them by sawing a lady in half in front of where the men were holed up. When one came out to inspect the box the woman was in he and his accomplice were recaptured.

Dr. Jim Sadler talked about the psychology behind homophobia. He was a last minute replacement for Dr. Ron Tarner who is in Denver at the 5th annual Astronomers and Astrophysicists Joke Competition. Dr. Tarner is anxious to avenge his defeat last year at the “hands” of Dr. Stephen Hawking.

The panel also talked about the Star Trek episode in which actor Jeffrey Hunter played a starship captain reduced to life as merely “a head sitting on top of a boom box with wheels.” (The Menagerie)