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                       The immortal Art Bell

Special guest host tonight was Art Bell (celebrity voice impersonated) who spoke with Dr. Wizard Pink about the sinkholes and who lives in them. Also General Johnson Jameson came on the show to discuss an epidemic of “invisible children” who pinch asses and drive pool cues up your you-know-what. General Jameson was looking to use his “nobulator” to identify and isolate them. Rickart Jones, an inventor with a ‘vee-HICLE’ that can ‘penetrate the pany-liner that separates this dimension from that one’ offered a demonstration of dimension travel. Hint: Once you enter another dimension a disembodied voice says “Hi there!.”

Jeff Dowdder checked in from Mint Canyon as well

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          Just before Bosell went on stage and bombed at the Coogan party

Steve Bosell guest hosted tonight. During the show he unburdened himself concerning Erica Dorton, the headmistress at his daughters middle school who constantly calls the Bosell house and breaths into the phone. Steve played tapes of the different “breathing calls” and even enlisted the aid of Dr. Jim Sadler who admitted at least one of the calls was him.

Later Steve talked about his interest in stand-up comedy and how he works parties on weekends doing some routines. He was mistakenly booked for a kids birthday party and he nervously watched one of the five year olds eyeball him while slathering a roast beef sandwich with “shaved horseradish, neat.” Steve concluded when he heard the kid tell the mom “I like it shaved and neat” that maybe these kids were older than they looked. He told an Obama joke though and was thrown out….Later he talked about entertaining a frat party where he told knock-knock jokes.

David G. Hall checked in periodically to read Steve the riot act on how bad he was doing. “Ordinarily I wouldn’t mind this but you are sounding so asinine, my girlfriend has wet two pairs of panties and we’re looking for a laundromat as we speak…and I’ll tell you something else. I’m not laughing!

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Margaret and Phil spoke briefly with golf writer Chris Garvin on tthe blossoming romance between Tiger Woods and Lynnsey Vonn and how they look good together, primarily because their respective skin tones are complimentary….

Vernon Dozier and Doug Dannger discussed the new Miami Dolphin logos and color combinations being considered for the 2013 season. Vernon did not feel the Dolphins should continue to “mock the dolphin” by putting a little football helmet on its head because “dolphins will hold a grudge, don’t worry about it.”

Larry Grover debated Phil on the gay marriage issue with Larry still convinced that legalizing gay marriage is wrong. But he was troubled by what he called his “life of sin” and wants to get right with God. That’s why he revealed to Phil and the crew his “worst sin ever….”

Phil with actor Craig Bierko, he of Cinderella Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Scary Movie 4, The Three Stooges…….well, you dig what we’re laying down…

I can’t take this shit….no more!