Tonight high school senior Justin MacElroy on a former porn actress-turned middle school teacher, Dave Oliva talks about the Notre Dame hoax involving player Manti Te’o and David G. Hall talks to Phil about trying to impress women at the gym by making grunting nnoises when he lifts weights…
Asshole grunting for the chicks
Bobbie and Steve Dooley discussed the value of Facebook profiles in tracking residents of their gated community. One guy is from the south and dresses like the bad guy in ‘Cape Fear,’ one woman has taken out a restraining order on her husband and several families have underage daughters that are pregnant…
A resident of Western Estates
David G. Hall calls from his fitness center to ask Phil not to talk to much about guns since it draws attention away gun rights and the people David knows and supports. Meanwhile, as David talks, some “Lex Luther-looking guy” hits on his girlfriend and then checks out the asses of all the women in an aerobics class….David is heard telling the guy to get lost…
From Doug Martin
Bob Ulbricht talked briefly about his security business and a contract they had protecting an ice cream plant from terrorists…
Jeff Dowder was on to discuss Lance Armstrong and his lying about performance enhancing drugs. RC Collins also joined the discussion because he also only has one testicle…
Nice
Vernon Dozier called in to take exception to RC talking “tough” about military matters, especially since Vernon was listening to the show with his young wife who was getting turned on by RC….
Hal Levolier, who apparently is the head coach of Bradley Military Academy’s football team, called to give Vernon crap over beating his Belmar team in a pre-season scrimmage, 46-7
From Brian Nelson
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Harvey Weirman came on the show to discuss the law as it pertains to a 24 year old man abducted when he was 5. Part of the way through his conversation with Phil, Harvey sees his daughter and son-in-law coming out of a Whole Foods with a barrel of oats and three feed bags and tells Phil his daughter is a health nut, a new-ager who he may find one day on her hands and knees in the back yard gnawing on tree bark.
The type of feed bag Harvey’s daughter bought for her family
Don Micksa joined the show very briefly to discuss the anniversary of the Costa Concordia tragedy. He was so relaxed though that every sentence trailed off to the point neither Phil nor anyone else could understand him. He did say it was bad for a ship’s capatin to be on the cell phone when his vessel runs aground. But its REALLY bad if he’s on his cell and sitting on a toilet with his pants down. It just looks bad.
The CAP, in an effort to get occupants into the street for a ‘spread’ and ‘pat-down’, lobbed a Red Devil Smokey Joe into council chambers Tuesday night
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