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Frank Grey: “I hate the Hobbit’s guts. She’s the cheapest creep going…” Show Log For Thursday December 13, 2012

Margaret Grey sang a version of a song she first heard at the Chinese amabassadors residence in Washington, a song of longing for Taiwan’s retrun to mainalnd China’s control. Problem was she didn’t know the lyrics and hummed 90 percent of it…

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns Phil and Margaret about Chinese spies listening in to the show as Margaret sings. “You got guys all over the country in dark suits, white dress shirts, bucked teeth and horn-rimmed glasses nodding approvingly,” Steve says like an imbecile. When Phil tells him he’s engaging in a racist stereotype that actually is more directed at the Japanese, Steve is stunned into silence…        The Hobbit…a cheap creep

Frank Grey talked about his days as an entertainment lawyer and manager and how he felt about the Harry Potter films. “Harry Potter was a cheap piece of you know what. I hated her.” Same goes now for “The Hobbit.” “I hate the Hobbit’s guts. She’s the cheapest creep going…”

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“Finally, space talk..a discussion of what our heads would look like if we have to breath ethane instead of oxygen. Bud voted for ‘a barbecue.’ Show Log For Wednesday December 12, 2012

Vernon Dozier exhbitied signs of being possessed by Gwylick, who according to Father James McQuarters, is one of Lucifer’s demons but “an idiot.” Vernon was therefore briefly posessed by a “dumbass demon.” Father McQuarters claims to have seen this type of thing bnefore. A man in New York City was possessed by Gwylick and while tied to a bed and spitting up guacamole he said things like “your sisters underwear is under my bed” and “go get me some Swizzlers…” 

Larry Grover was angry about what he sees as the “kid glove treatment” President Obama is getting over Sandy while Bush got reamed on Katrina….. We ran out of time and Phil was too bored with the topic so Larry was told ‘maybe some other time’ and the hour ended with him sobbing into the phone…

Jeff Dowdder talked with Phil about the Nirvana “reunion” with Paul McCartney and how Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain’s widow, did not approve of McCartney’s inclusion. Dowdder told Phil it’s hard to say no to a Beatle and even did a bit of psychodrama with Phil, playing the part of McCartney, while Phil played the part of Dave Grohl…

Finally, space talk..a discussion of what our heads would look like if we have to breath ethane instead of oxygen. Bud voted for “a barbecue.”

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“Rudy Canosa demonstrated the proper way to order tequila…it’s very similar to how Rudy greets a beautiful woman….only it sounds more even brain-damaged” Show Log For Tuesday December 11, 2012

Harvey Weirman talked with Phil and his crew about the old days of the “spaghetti western” although he can’t quite remember or figure out what calling them that had to do with the fact they were shot in Spain

The passing of Dave Brubeck was occasion for a visit from drummer Jeff Dowdder, front man for the band Darque Horse. Jeff not only explained 5/4 time as it pertained to the Brubeck hit “Take Five” but demonstrated “9/8 time,” a demonstration that left him exhausted and near passing out…

Bud, Robert and Margaret tried to explain to Phil that the greatest jazz crossover hit of all time was Vince Guaraldi’s “Theme From a Peanut,” or “Peanut Theme” or “Peanuts Theme” or “Theme from Charlie Brown’s Peanut” or “whatever it was called…”

Rudy Canosa demonstrated the proper way to order tequila…it’s very similar to how Rudy greets a beautiful woman….only it sounds more even brain-damage!