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“‘I’m an American and I’m cramping. I’m an American and I’m cramping.’-Bobbie Dooley to a French Cop.” Show Log For Tuesday December 4, 2012

I already wrote this show log once and it got erased by mistake and I ain’t writing it again….Phil H

Bobbie Dooley talked about the sperm count of French men…..”I’m an American and I’m cramping. I’m an American and I’m cramping.”The cop didn’t care

Art Griego talked about mechanical problems the Boeing 787 is having….”Its Greigo’s world Phil and everyone else cleans the rim on the toilet bowl.”

David G. Hall was trying to impress his date. “Just go inside baby. I gotta talk to one of the jocks that works for me.”

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“Bud wondered whether or not any zombies had been choir members. After all, he reasoned, choir members dress like dead people…” Show Log For Monday December 3, 2012

Phil and Jay Santos discuss the George Zimmerman pictures showing Zimmerman beat up and what constitutes the proper use of deadly force. Jay said he saw a face like that once….his own, after hassling some people in line to see “A Team.” 

Bud and Robert talked about the various zombie films with Phil and whether or not any “choir members” were seen as zombies. After all, according the Bud, choir members dress like dead people…Was the zombie on the left wearing a choir gown?

Margaret vigorously defended Bob Costas’ statements about gun control as Phil charcaterized Costas as a narcissist. Frank Grey weighed in on Costas. “I knew her briefly in New York,” he said.

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PHFL Individual Stats, Team Standings, Week 14 Schedule

QB TM  Yds  Pct   Ypa   TD Int  Rat. 
FinkUta
 1308      54%  9.0.  14 10  84.2
Christianson Por 
 1520      42%  7.9   15 16  65.1

CavendarLA    
  1280     43%. 5.6    11. 9  55.0

Baldy, DC
  1209     46%  7.7    8  13  54.2

QusackTuc 
  1273     41%  6.9   10 20  53.5

Ill, Tam.                
  1159.    37%  5.4    8. 17  50.1

BluefernNY          
 1788      40%  6.8  12  17  49.0

FutardMi
  1180     45%  5.8   3   14  44.4

DinkerinkMia
    911     42%   6.1   2  10   42.4

SleenSA     
 1389      41%   5.3    6 23   40.8

RB.        Tm.   At.   Yds  YPCG TD fu

WilliamsPor 283 1254  4.1    8  2

NaylorMia.   203   802  3 6    5.  6

FentonTuc.   209   766  3.3    2  4
WeeseTam   164   666  3.9    1   5
SchefferSA   173   662  3.5    2  1
MillerDC.      190    625  3.0   1   0
GowerUta.    163   604  3.7   3   2

CalieneLA    206   536   2.9   2   6
Burley, Mil   183   454   2.4   1   3
Veal, NY.     111   312   2.6.  1.  0 

Receivers 
BrassUta.     51.   862   22.1   8  7
FloodDC.      53    799   15.0   6  7
BoogieNY    44    699   15.3.  4   6
Pedbo Mil    46     666.  13.7  4  10
BufordMia   47     652   15.6  1  12
SanchezLA  42     629   14.2  5   4
Stn’hseDC.  35     607   18.7  4.  2

GaulNY        41.   588.  14.3  2.  4
OlinderPor  28    573    20.5  5  4
LickTam      35    552    18.4  4. 5

                                Tackles
WilsonNY.             99
SnottSA.                 91
GalapagosUta.       63
GeeveDC.               63
LanierLA.               63
WinnerMil.             61
LamminsTuc.         58
BevanTam.             57
ToynbeeUta.          54
RenaldoMia.           53

Sacks
PurtonPor              11
StovedMil.             10
DaygloUta.              9
HumptyMil.              9
PerkinsTam.            9
BirdPor.                   8
BixbyMia.                 8
EastonTuc.               8
SmittDC.                   8
ButramUta.               7

                      Interceptions
ToynbeeUta.          10
HightowerMia.         8
ParrishPor.              8
FlukeNY.                  7
FlyTuc.                      7
BananaUta.               6
LanierLA.                  6
MayberryTuc.           6
PoodleTam.              6
GlimmerLA.              5
MinaLA.                     5
SnottSA.                    5
WiffordMia.               5
Standings
West
Por 11-2 231-120 4-2 W1
LA    9-4  223-117 4-2 L1
Uta  9-4  188-141 3-3 W4
Tuc  8-5  152-106 3-2 L2
SA   2-11 99-241  0-5 L5
East
DC   7-6  188-180 5-1 W2
Ta,   7-6  186-148 4-2 W1
Mia  6-7  132-189  3-3 L1
NY  3-10 148-201 1-4 L1
Mil  3-10 121-206 1-4 W1
Week 14
All games Monday. LIONS at New York, 10am PST, 12noon CST, Tampa at DC, 10am PST, PhilTV, San Antonio at Tucson, 12noon PST, Miami at Portland, 1pm PST, Utah at Los Angeles, 1pm PST

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“Lloyd Bonafide joined the show to talk about a Beretta pistol Phil said his father had with the marking F.A.G.” Show Log For Friday November 30, 2012

Tonight Dr. Ron Tarner talked about the use of LSD by some of his colleagues to come up with “some kooky theories” about astronomy. He was warned by Phil to stay away from defaming Dr. Stephen Hawking who Dr. Tarner dislikes….

Lloyd Bonafide joined the show to talk about a Beretta pistol Phil said his father had with the marking F.A.G. Before Dan found out that that was a inspecting agency marking from Italy, Lloyd claimed those were the initials of his friend “Francis Allen Gorton” and that somehow Mr. Gortons pistol had wound up in the hands of Mr. Hendrie.1934 Beretta with Crown/FAG marking

Robert Green, chairman of Frazier Foods, believes that when one observes a child playing with a toy gun one should “make two finger guns, like from a two gun rig” and pretend to blast away on the kid. This teaches the kid what to expect should he grow up to be a mad spree killer.

With Alf Pinth, Charlie the Complainer