Category: Phil Pheed

David G. Hall and Vernon Dozier both ganged up on Phil to make he sure he didn’t “get his cookies” reading about an Alabama man who was given two years in jail for dragging his testicles over another mans face, a man that had passed out drunk after a football game… Brian H. Downing is going away for 2 years for ‘bagging a guys face

Art Griego’s “Constrictor” was demonstrated tonight. Supposedly fastened around a mans testicles and tightened, it can make a mans voice sound as high-pitched as possible. In the case of black men, as demonstrated by Milwaukee radio host Cat Sampson, it can make them sound white

Phil talked about how tired he was of Jack from the Jack in the Box ads…and got into an argument with Bud, Robert and Margaret over whether he’s a “Jack in the Box” or a clown….

Lindsay Lohan having been arrested in the “meatpacking district” of New York Thursday night was occasion for Margaret Grey to opine that Lohan was arrested for prostitution. “If you’re arrested in the meatpacking district figure it out!”

Here’s the North Carolina Bank Heist Phil Talked About Tonight…Click for the story

The Loomis Fargo Bank Heist, 1997…Thank you Cindy DarthBrawl Hale

Austin Amarca was back on to conclude his comments from last night about the “industrial sized drum of Vaseline” that Phil claimed was ordered up by Pirate Bay. Austin also spoke about some tradesmen working the same construction jobs as him playing religious tapes loudly while they work. Austin generrally has “some Paw, Anthrax or Cyreth Ungal” to blast back at them.                 Austin’s best friends, Anthrax

Powerball numbers were drawn today and there were winning tickets sold in Arizona and Missouri. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed the CAP’s effort at insuring people know they haven’t got a prayer of winning.. …We also got some news on the CAP stopping and searching shopping bags carried by teenage girls because it was one such “sack of sin” that ruined Jay’s first marriage….

Harvey Weirman attempted to give financial advice from the Rio in Las Vegas on what to do with Powerball winnings but kept stopping his waiter to get a drink order right. “Hey, you with the hair. I want three fingers of Dewars on the rocks and keep that ginger ale out of it.”

Dan Shackelford called the show to discuss censorship and children’s viewing and listening habits with Phil. He was concerned that Phil referred to “Pirate Bay” as a bunch of people stealing from the small guy but grabbing “an industrial-sized can of vaseline” for the big money lawyers and guns from Hollywood. “So you are talking about shower sex on an industrial scale…” Candid shot of Austin Amarca taking his bath

Austin Amarca was all set to discuss some heavy topic with Phil but after being mocked by Robert, Bud and Margaret for calling from a bath tub he got depressed and left the air…

Frank Grey recounted his days managing music star Sue Thompson. “I booked her into a lot of state fairs, yes. But guess who else played state fairs? Elvis!”