Category: Phil Pheed

Jack Eigagder and ‘Lion’s Lion’ (get it?) Debuts Tomorrow Night at 6pm PDT on WANG radio and PhilTV!

“Let’s talk Lion’s football with me…Jack Eigagder!”

Jack Eigagder, the long time “Voice of the Milwaukee Lions” will each week break down the big plays from the big games and interview interesting guests from the world of the Milwaukee Lions and the Hillbilly Football Conference…Lions Lion, each week, on WANG!

 Maximillan Buggner’s rendering of Utah and DC yesterday in the BeaverDome, Salt Lake City

 

Tonight Phil and the crew discussed the Jerry Sandusky case in advance of Sandusky being sentenced today. Vernon Dozier talked about the real culprit being Paterno. “You know full well he’s in heaven and I’ll probably go to hell for the things I’ve done. And I’ll be down there in a pot of boiling oil or however they do it looking up at him talking about some of the great Penn State games with God.”                       Michelle Ryan’s feet

Phil talked with Bud and Robert about the New York Jets and explained, in his view, why Mark Sanchez isn’t playing well: the coach. Margaret opined that if Rex Ryan was still sniffing his wifes feet it probably weighs on the teams morale and confidence. “Think of how Brett Favre’s teammates reacted when they heard he sent a picture of his genitalia to a strange woman. They must have had second thoughts about catching a ball thrown by him.”

 

Lions At Portland Available For Download Tomorrow!

Tonight Phil talked with Steve Bosell about his fear of needles and how he overcame it. He said he just “butched up and went into the doctors office ansd right when they were going to give me the needle I held my breath and repeated ‘it’s gonna be okay, it’s gonna be okay…'” Later Steve got queasy when Margaret talked about her…monthly issues…and when Bud suggested a ‘nice corned beef sandwich’ to settle his stomach he puked…

Dean Wheeler joined the show briefly to talk about a Native American sweat lodge ceremoney that will “sweat the triviality out of you.’ 

Frank Grey came on and talked about the old “The Shadow” radio show in which, Frank claimed, the Shadow would look in bedroom windows to ‘know what’s in the heart and the mind” and then masturbate…The Shadow…was he peeking in bedroom windows and masturbating?

“Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or ‘by God I’ll make you lick it clean.’ When Bud yelled out ‘that’s what’s she said’ Margaret dropped him” Show Log For Thursday October 4, 2012

Phil, Margaret and Robert were joined by Pastor William Rennick and his wife Clara to talk about monitoring school lunches and the way in which Phil sounded “panicked and lady-like” when he announced Turkey was shelling Syria over a border incident. Pastor Rennick insisted that Phil ‘shrieked like a lady that’s seen a mouse.”                        Hot slop program?

Margaret meanwhile tried to explain to Phil what was going on with school lunches. Saying there was not only “surprise meat” being served in school cafeterias but “surprise pie, surprise dip and the surprise the cafeteria lady gives you later” Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or “by God I’ll make you lick it clean.” When Bud yelled out “that’s what’s she said” Margaret dropped him and threw him outside, telling Robert to “throw a bucket of water on him.”

PHHFC Week Five Results and Standings…Download LIONS at Miami Now!

LIONS 13 at Miami 9, Tampa 9 at New York 6, DC 6 at Los Angeles 23, Utah 0 at Tucson 3, San Antonio 0 at Portland 6

West

Los Angeles 4-1 88-38 3-1

Portland       4-1 88-61 3-1

Tucson          4-1 67-36 3-1

Utah              2-3 50-60 1-3

San Antonio 0-5 28-89 0-4

East

DC               3-2 62-72 3-1

Tampa        3-2 68-49 3-1

Milwaukee 2-3 70-69 1-3

Miami         2-3 55-76 2-2

New York   1-4 38-65 1-3