Category: Phil Pheed

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Rick Shadova, an immigrant from Ireland, was a guest contributor tonight, telling Phil that “if you really think about it there are no illegal immigrants in America. After all, its like jaywalking. No one enforces that law.” He also said that if Americans tried to sneak into Ireland illegally the Irish would be shocked, wondering why anyone would leave America for “a toilet like Ireland.” Did Rick Shadova look like this once upon American shores?

Ted Bell, owner of Ted’s of Beverly Hills, told Phil he did not approve of waiters or waitresses spitting into the food of people who don’t tip well but he felt that without at least the threat of that “they’ll get stiffed.” Ted went on to tell one caller that “the servers telegraph that they may spit into your food by coughing into a hankerchief or scratching their armpits. I don’t like it but I’m pretty sure none of my people would do it….without good reason…”

Bobbie and Steve Dooley represent their PTO in discussing the Karen Klein story from upstate New York. She’s the woman who was working as a bus monitor when two middle school boys verbally accosted her and even threatened her physically. Bobbie felt that being a MILF would get the boys attention and they’d be “all polite to me and stuff.” She felt that boys that age are likely to poke something with a stick “if it looks freaky.”Lou ‘Lunatic’ Watson is subdued after a recent outrageous courtroom stunt that drew another, record-setting contempt citation

Harvey Weirman called in with his legal partner Louis “Lunatic” Watson to comment. Watson is so nicknamed because he actually pulled a wad of peanut butter out of his underwear in court once to scare a judge and got 90 days instead for contempt. Harvey made it clear he’d turn those young men on the bus into “superkids, just like we had a supermoon.”