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“He grabbed the nearest guy and ‘ran his head through that wooden thing there, whatever you call it.’ Show Log For Friday May 11, 2012

Colleen Cristin Brewster’s travel agency, On the Go with Colleen Cristin Brewster, is featuring a Mother’s Day Cruise, the “Easy Does Her” cruise, one that will cater to women who may have been abusive to their children and thus might not want to hear them complain now about it. Better for those women to enjoy an overnight cruise with Colleen and her brother Ben, both of whom were tortured by their mother.Colleen Cristin Brewster’s brother Ben

Vernon Dozier, high school teacher, talked with Phil about his uncomfortable feelings surrounding a “parents fair” and “parenting class” he was to teach during ther week leading up to Mother’s Day. Vernon’s own mother kissed him on the mouth everyday before school. Dr. Jim Sadler came on to try and talk with Vernon about his problem but was so enraged by a ringing phone behind him that he grabbed the nearest guy and “ran his head through that wooden thing there, whatever you call it.”

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“Both men said it made North Carolina look ‘dumber than a mile of Georgia clay’ Show Log For Thursday May 10, 2012

Tonight we began with Bobbie Dooley, Margaret Grey, Harvey Weirman and Steve Dooley debating the recent Time magazine cover showing a woman breast feeding a boy of four. Ms Dooley and Ms. Grey agreed for the first time on an issue saying it showed a woman who “looked the world in the eye and said ‘so what? What are you going to do about it?” Is this North Carolina or really the whole country?

The fallout for the state of North Carolina and its “vote” on gay marriage was the topic of discussion with West Virginia’s Curt Queedy and Guy Barton tonight. Both men said it made North Carolina look “dumber than a mile of Georgia clay” while they were hitting on the waitress at their favorite diner.

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“Margeret Grey voiced suspicion of Romney’s Mormon faith, calling it ‘a religion of bombthrowers.’ Show Log For Wednesday May 9, 2012

Larry Grover feels the best way for Romney to counter Obama’s support of gay marriage is to get into the “black neighborhoods” where Larry believes there is opposition to gay marriage and “talk straight to the blacks..same with the hispanics too.” Margeret Grey joins the roundtable to voice suspicion of Romney’s Mormon faith calling it “a religion of bombthrowers.” Dean Wheeler came on the line to support President Obama but Grover said Wheeler, while straight, sounded gay and was therefore a de facto gay voice in support. No fair.

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“Mr. Bosell, due to post-traumatic stress syndrome, was unable to actually say the words ‘breast’ or ‘boobs.’ Show Log For Tuesday May 8, 2012

Tonight, Dave Gintner, a very proud businessman from Orlando is on to defend the Central Florida city after Men’s Health magazine named it the most “porn-obsessed city in America.” Gitner told Phil he survived getting the crabs from a prostitute on Church Street and seeing his own mother carted off to a psychiatric hospital so he could proudly tell everyone that he masterbates frequently which proves he doesn’t wake up every day “jumping into a blue suit and bible-banging like people thing everyone in Orlando does.”Ms. Donnelly none too pleased with Bosell’s frivolous lawsuit

Steve Bosell was Phil’s guest in the second hour claiming that he was sexually harrassed by a massuese because “she had big ones.” Mr. Bosell, due to post-traumatic stress syndrome, was unable to actually say the words “breast” or “boobs” The massuese, a Marylynn Donnelly of Palm Springs, California, told Steve to put his underwear back on when she noticed, under the sheet, he had an erection and that is what Steve claims was her harrassing him. Fucking moron.