
Due to tonight’s “Last Call” screening we’ll be on radio only

Don Berman agrees with Phil that news helicopter pilots risk their lives to capture the freeway chase shots we all love so much. The chance of collision with another aircraft is high. But Don has audience to grab and ratings to maintain and if a guy has to go nose first into a mountain “what price fame?” As Don was talking he was increasingluy bothered by station manager “Mr. Dean” using an espresso machine right next to Don’s desk. Don winds up getting baited hy an intern who tells him “you’re gonna get in trouble” when he badmouths Mr. Dean behind his back. Art Griego joins the conversation and Don winds up wishing leprosy on both Art and Phil.Channel 19 Station manager Mr Dean?
Dr. Jim Sadler returns for equal time on the show. Feeling he was treated badly by Phil and Lloyd Bonafide on Monday night when he couldn’t pronounce ‘laryngectomy’ he tells them that as a student he never concentrated on how anything was pronounced. He just wanted to cure people. As a result he can’t say things like “laryngectomy’ or ‘appendectomy.’ However, Dr. Sadler ended the hour crying and talking about how he won the “clean and jerk competition for seniors.”
On tonights show Father James McQuarters, while soaking a sore leg in a bath tub and fighting with Father Staley over a rubber duck, tells Phil that Anne Romney is a great stay-at-home mom but should wspend more time on her personal grooming. Her campaignh appearance yesterday could have been better had she not looked “the way she did.”
Andrew Mellon: “A real dumbass,” says Lloyd
Lloyd Bonafied talks to Phil, Dr. Jim Sadler and an unfortunate man without a larynx named Wallace about John Edwards, a man he considers to be as stupid as his son Ralph, who gave his life in Vietnam saving his squad. Lloyd also thinks John Edwards is a “dumbass magnet” because he attracted contributions from “Bunny” Mellon. Her grandfather, Andrew Mellon was a member of the South Fork Fishing and Hunting Club, whose earthen dam failed in May 1889 and caused the Johnstown Flood. “A real dumbass” said Lloyd.
with Warren Benmen, Dr. Jim Sadler & Wallace
All of our off-air breaks are a part of our videocasts with the exception of call-screening. We will partially mute audio during our breaks on PhilTV in order to effectively screen calls.
(AP) SEATTLE – Phil Humber, who underwent Tommy John surgery seven years ago, threw the first perfect game in the majors in almost two years, leading the Chicago White Sox to a 4-0 victory over the Seattle Mariners on Saturday.
It was baseball’s 21st perfect game and first since Philadelphia’s Roy Halladay threw one against the Florida Marlins on May 29, 2010. It was the third in White Sox’s history, joining Mark Buehrle against Tampa Bay on July 23, 2009, and Charles Robertson against Detroit on April 30, 1922.
“This is awesome,” Humber said. “I’m so thankful.”