Category: Phil Pheed

Vernon Dozier discusses recently released tapes of former New Orleans Saints coach Greg Williams encouraging his players to injure players on opposing teams. While Vernon realizes he’s a high school coach there is something about that style of coaching that he wishes he could bring to the high school level. “Instead I got kids bringing apple sauce cake into my locker room that their MAH-MAH’s made for them.” Chris Norton demonstrates a ‘clean. modest’ dance done in a business suit

Chris Norton has started a new mobile entertainment service. He realizes because there is a need for a clean, Christian entertainer for bachelorette parties so Chris decided to hire himself out as a “clean, modest male dancer for bachelorette parties” wearing suits only, such as the suit of an English professor (tweed jacket) or a chef (carrying a giant spoon)

Don Micksa, a liberal professor from the University of Washington, told Phil that he, Don, was a white man black people could trust since he dated a black girl who was the younger sister of a Black Panther. Don said the best thing to do with George Zimmerman was “to feed him to the Black Panthers so he can be put on trial in one of those “people’s tribunals.”

Later Bobbie Dooley, Margaret Grey, Steve Dooley, Frank Grey and, yes, Don Micksa (who had stopped by the Dooley’s for a drink) got into a free for all that touched on Bobbie’s ongoing need for closure around the lottery, Margaret’s liberal credentials, Frank’s gender confusion and Don Micksa’s regrets over asking caller to mail him her underwear.