Category: Phil Pheed

Professor Emory Clayton is Phil’s guest tonight as he discusses his belief that the neighborhood watch is dead in America. he himself has stolen “hundreds of dollars worth of stuff” from his neighbors to prove the point. His neighborhood has a very active neighborhood watch group and h hasn’t been caught yet. Plus no one would dare confront him anyway as that would be “racial profiling.”

Don Berman tries to use the fact that no man he has ever interviewed admitted to doing anything “depraved” in order to get into bed with a woman as proof that people always lie when being asked “poll questions.” Bobbie and Steve Dooley call in with their “liquid butter” story but by then Don feels singled out and hurt…

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police doesn’t want anyone thinking he’s George Zimmerman so he’s had Citizens Auxiliary Police hoodies made that he and his sub-commanders wear. He also has had his men walk with more of an “urban swerve” so they look like one of the people and not some “neighborhood watch scumbag.” Jays guys get in trouble though when they try and keep a woman with a big ass from getting in her van and breaking the axle with four kids on board. “That’s a ball of fire you can see for a mile off.”

Later Bob Green talks about “pink slime” and David G. Hall rips Phil an ass for, once again, muting the audio on one of the videocast segments…

Plus we gave away a Ted’s of Beverly Hills hoodie to Eric Mersetti of El Sobrante, Ca.

“You want my address? Sure, I’ll give you my address…”