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Show Log For Thursday October 27, 2011

Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills doesn’t think people with low incomes should be allowed to win lotterys since all they’re going to buy with the winnings are velvet dogs-playing-poker paintings or spend the money on illicit activities like betting on dog-fights…

Margaret Grey was boosting a doctor from Arizona who was banned from a number of area McDonalds because she claims to have found unsanitary conditions at the McDonalds “Play Places.” Margaret told Phil she herself was in a “ball pit” at a Chuck E. Cheese when she decided to climb out, feeling she was covered in infectious microbes. Walking with her arms out and her legs spread wide, she was approached by a TV producer and offered a part in a movie western because she was walking “bow-legged.”

With David G. Hall, Lloyd Bonafide, Brad Rivkind, Charlie LeFountain and Dr. Jim Sadler

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Show Log For Wednesday October 26, 2011

Vernon Dozier’s reaction to the Oakland police clearing the streets of Occupy protesters set off alarms around Belmar Acadamy. Dozier, a senior and junior class advisor,  told his students that he felt a stress release when he saw the Oakland police”cleaning up the hippies.” He described it as an “Oooh yeaah” moment with “a little bit of a hip thrust.”

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is traveling to Denver to question the mother of a little boy, age 7, who presents as a female and who has joined the Girl Scouts as a result. Jay says there is so much of that “presenting as a woman stuff” happening that a lot of men, including him, are wondering from day to day whether they should be putting on a dress or a pair of pants to start the day

With David G. Hall, Father James McQuarters and Jack Armstrong

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Show Log for Tuesday, October 25, 2011

We had Justin McCelroy joining us from LA Canyon High School to tell everyone that he was negatively affected by the cigarette smoking in the latest Herman Cain TV ad. And even if he wasn’t, his mom told him to say he was. She voted for Obama.

Roland Schwinn from Pride America was on to discuss the McRib sandwich making a comeback at McDonalds. For “size-expanded” or “space-restricted” people like Roland and his friends the McRib is a disaster because fat people (the word “fat” caused Roland to go into a fit that sounded like Dr. Jekyll becoming Mr. Hyde) will flock to it like ants to sugar.  Roland therefore directed people to pictures of the McRib before it has sauce on it. It looks like “something a baby has ingested and then thrown back up.”

With David G. Hall, Austin Amarka, Austins mother-in-law Mary Kay, RC Collins and Frank and Margaret Grey