








The troll mouth-breaths as it scurries home to the computer


Tonight Larry Grover told Phil he had no idea Rick Perry helped illega aliens get state tuition. He told Phil he thinks that makes Perry almost a liberal but it will also be something he can get away with because “he’s so handsome.” Larry’s mother also came on the show to tell Phil that she’d “spend the night with Rick Perry” and told Larry “there are other uses for vegetable oil…”
Later on Don Berman joined Phil to tell him his channel 19 report on obesity in America, starting Monday, will include some weight-loss help. He will air the report in the 5 and 6 pm hours while channel 19 also does traffic reports and inevitably shows some real gory accident scenes. “That’s sure to put people off their food,” said Don.

Professor Emory Clayton was agog and aghast at the execution of “an innocent man,” Troy Davis in Georgia yesterday. But try as he might, he couldn’t exactly say why he thought Troy Davis was innocent. He finally had to settle on Bobbie Dooley’s suggestion: They got the wrong guy because all black people look the same. 
Racist?
Dean Wheeler joined us the next hour to talk about the rising Sarah Palin poll numbers which Dean attributed to the fact that “everyone loves a train wreck.” During the conversation though mice in a cage near Dean (The Holistic Center pet store) were chirping and Dean said they were talking about him, comparing him to “what comes out of their rear-ends.” When Pastor Rennick called the show Dean claimed the mice used “the N-word.”


The Internet troll: The next time you’re bullied by one, this is what it kooks like.





Real atmospheric